Pat_Pending

Pat_Pending

100p

1,418 comments posted · 4 followers · following 1

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Stop With The H... · 0 replies · +3 points

Vertical stripes are slimming, right? So is starvation.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 1 reply · +4 points

All right, fine, the Doublemint Twins on the right are deffo Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael, but what about Brown Leisure Suit on the left??? Poor fella has pray-the-gay-away face, plus a smile-when-you're-sad broodmare wife at his side. Any day now, he's coming out, and he'll want the world to know-oh...

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Helluva beard, Jon...

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Vomit '... · 0 replies · +4 points

Wow. I just had a proof-positive experience of Sarah Palin's power. I've got the Thom Hartman Program burbling in the background while I'm writing a discussion post on the process of archive appraisal. I was going along just fine until a bit of Sarah's last vomit salad speech played. I stopped cold and could not function again until the clip was over. Sheez, how do you fight the stupid???

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Vomit '... · 0 replies · +2 points

C is for cunty, that's good enough for Sarah.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Vomit '... · 0 replies · +2 points

Matt Schlap? That's even better than Reince Priebus.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Million-Year-Old 'Rock... · 2 replies · +7 points

Paraphrasing Fats Domino, "Isn't That A Shame..."

Some of you will see what I did there.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America Embarks On Dum... · 3 replies · +25 points

The Darwin Awards have gone entirely viral.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Nuts Just Want Mom... · 3 replies · +15 points

And of course the guy on the right is wearing a 'Utili-Kilt', for the fashion-forward wackjobs...

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Find Huge Sca... · 0 replies · +3 points

This makes my head hurt. Then again, I was listening to Palin's latest wordslaw speech earlier this morning, so the combination probably gave my brain indigestion.