Vertical stripes are slimming, right? So is starvation.
All right, fine, the Doublemint Twins on the right are deffo Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael, but what about Brown Leisure Suit on the left??? Poor fella has pray-the-gay-away face, plus a smile-when-you're-sad broodmare wife at his side. Any day now, he's coming out, and he'll want the world to know-oh...
Wow. I just had a proof-positive experience of Sarah Palin's power. I've got the Thom Hartman Program burbling in the background while I'm writing a discussion post on the process of archive appraisal. I was going along just fine until a bit of Sarah's last vomit salad speech played. I stopped cold and could not function again until the clip was over. Sheez, how do you fight the stupid???
C is for cunty, that's good enough for Sarah.
Matt Schlap? That's even better than Reince Priebus.
Paraphrasing Fats Domino, "Isn't That A Shame..."
Some of you will see what I did there.
The Darwin Awards have gone entirely viral.
And of course the guy on the right is wearing a 'Utili-Kilt', for the fashion-forward wackjobs...
This makes my head hurt. Then again, I was listening to Palin's latest wordslaw speech earlier this morning, so the combination probably gave my brain indigestion.