I really want to know what book titles those are!!
Based on the first two paragraphs alone, I would buy that novel. Kudos, Gary.
Hey, I just found this randomly online and it is hilarious and spot on. Go reading rambo!
Converse fans should check out Pat Palmieri's history of that whole gang of women (all in partnerships with other women) who basically ran Wellesley for a generation or two; its called In Adamless Eden and is a fascinating look at women in education at the turn of the century, and it treats erotic friendship as central to this history.
Reading your header, I thought someone killed this awesome teacher in retaliation for her whistle blowing.
In other barely related news, your picture: Racits. Are they Cheese-Its for Neonazis?
Well at least they are job creators ... if blow jobs count.
WHEN WERE BOTH PACKAGES POSTMARKED?
That's something easy to verify, and will help clarify how long it took from mailing to delivery, and will rule out some open-endedness over how long the package could have sat at the university.
Not only will the governor's health care conglomerates profit from the sale of drug tests, the other lead story today (besides him requiring women to be shown ultrasounds before getting abortions) is that Scott is blocking legislation to regulate pill mills. (Florida leads the nation in overprescription of controlled substances...)
In other words, keep the pills flowin' and the drug tests flyin' off the shelves: win-win! Pass the hobo beans!
... while ingesting massive amounts of colon cleanser and vitamins. (Which is obv. not working, being still entirely full of crap.)
"Mormons: three in one protection for your family." Why not maximize a motto that embraces both AquaFresh AND polygamy.
Or perhaps an educational video, "A SCOTUS guide to discharging your caseload"