Huh... Employee 3 just jumped... He's off radar again... wonder where he went, Wiseless is still a few hours away from you...

Oh? You lost a member of your team? ...Did you check the basement? That's usually where Employee 3 disappears to during work hours at D.I.M.W.I.T.S. which is amazing considering we don't even have a basement here...

On a side note... There is a chance that Half of my staff had sneaked into Wiseless's walk-in kitchen while I was de-limbing him for shipping... According to my list, you are now receiving:

1 Wiseless Stallion for testing purposes
1 Employee 3 for ... I'm not sure... it kinda seems to do whatever...
1 Faceless Employee for cooking inside Wiseless
1 Jaxon Model for Anything Scientific. Comes with 1 ???? Model. Do not Separate.
1 ???? Model for anything because it can be. Highly recommended for safety reasons not to separate her from Jaxon.

I am sorry for any inconveniences they may cause you. I have ordered them to always remain within the kitchen unless instructed by an employee to do otherwise. Also, Never, under any circumstances, should ???? be removed from Jaxon's side. Doing so may cause the fallowing:
Visual Impairment
Blindness
Blurred Vision
Cataract
Color Blindness
Hearing Impairment
Hearing Loss
Meniere's Disease
Tinnitus (Ringing In the Ears)
Mobility Impairment
Arthritis
Rheumatoid Arthitis (RA)
Osteoarthritis
Cerebral Palsy
Multiple Sclerosis (MS)
Muscular Dystrophy (MD)
Paralysis
Parkinson's Disease
Stroke
Head Injury
Traumatic Brain Injury
Chronic Illnesses
Asthma
Cancer
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Diabetes
Hypoglycemia
HIV AIDS
Renal Failure
Tuberculosis (TB)
Other Disabilities
Substance Abuse / Addictions
Alcohol Addiction
Drug Addiction
Liver Failure
Broken Bones
Shattered Spine
Death

No. They charge us per square cubic meter inside the boxes. Now report to the Medical bay so we can saw your limbs off for better storage. Also we are out of anesthetic, so grab me some Jack too, I don't want a headache from your screaming.

Well, he seems to have recovered from that chainsaw mishap that happened a while ago in Subdimension Group X.Mov ... I'll get him prepped for shipping, should be there over night.

Nope, the turret is going to pop up behind her.

Huh... Well, I could loan you Wiseless, as far as I can tell, death is impossible for him. Really, shot him in the head with a sniper, 5 times. Currently working in the basements with Employee 3. Would make a great test subject for almost anything. [We will need him back in 4 weeks though, those black holes won't share info by themselves.]

If it makes people feel better, your little, dimension, has raised enough funds for a permanent structural beam. only 5 other dimensions have earned this.

Well, it should be alright as long as the pony you were thinking with was thinking with portals

...Leave the weapons of MAD to Black mesa, or D.I.M.W.I.T.S., I mean, we have a modified shop-vac capable of destroying entire ecosystems, a Cannon shouldn't be to hard to build.

She can when it causes her pain.