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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Just Love Thi... · 0 replies · +5 points

GOD DAMNIT, my favorite Arizona dive is pictured on this thing. I wonder if the owners even sent that or it was just some blob that thinks American Dream=Anusburgers in the desert.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Scott Will Ghostw... · 0 replies · +29 points

I still have my email, so my post at least looks authentic:

Dear Editor,

When Rick Scott ran for Governor he promised to create jobs and turn our economy around. I didn't vote for Rick because he’s an idiot. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is even worse. His policies are helping to make Florida even sadder. Some of the special interests are attacking the Governor for making tough decisions, showing leadership, and doing what he told us he would do. They are correct in doing so. How can we expect to elect leaders who will keep their word and do what’s right for our state if we don’t stand up and kick this asshole out of office?



13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Scott Will Ghostw... · 0 replies · +10 points

So, we're all going to send these with "boner" in place of "jobs", "business", and "economy", right?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Glitter Bomb Strikes T... · 0 replies · +4 points

Who is Tim Plenty or whatever she was saying?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Gingrich No Longer Tak... · 2 replies · +18 points

Sound and the Fury was actually about Tea Party Protests and Light in August was about American Exceptionalism.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Moonie Times: Weiner M... · 0 replies · +5 points

What's the Sharia Law punishment for libel? Or braindead-ness.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Now Aiming F... · 0 replies · +8 points

ARGH, I went to college near Tampa and I still love the city but every year it just gets worse. I think Tampa peaked in like 2004 and now it's just Highway to the Shithouse.

I swear, Scientology has to be behind this somewhere. They are actually very big on the gold standard and tax protests and getting rid of government (because then they wouldn't have the GUBMENT telling them they can't murder mentally disabled people).

13 years ago @ Wonkette - FEMA: Razed Houses In ... · 1 reply · +14 points

Quiet! Or we'll throw Alabama in the FEMA DEATH CAMP. Actually...would that be so bad?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Law Bans Off... · 3 replies · +30 points

So I used to live in Memphis. Pictures of Memphis disturb me, as I never want to live there again. They have a website transmitting pictures of the city. I'd like to see the city of Memphis thrown in jail now, please.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Meet Your Newest Wonke... · 0 replies · +6 points

I wish I could quit work and just blog on bullshit from San Luis Potosi. Bienvenida, Amiga!