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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Scott: Welfare Po... · 0 replies · +2 points

Obama for Florida 2012: I hate Rick Scott too!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Barely Legal Furry Sex... · 0 replies · +1 points

See, I read "Wu, 56, a seven-SPERM Democrat" and thought: of course he only has seven sperm. He's a liberal pansy.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Tells... · 2 replies · +8 points

Yeah, she's more than a little insane. I think a nice hard round of buttsecks should break her out of her stupor. Not like she's getting anything at home.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - UPDATE: Minnesota Defi... · 2 replies · +13 points

"rest areas"? Won't someone think of the underage gay hookers?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Tim Pawlenty Has No Id... · 0 replies · +5 points

I figured he made a deal with the Paultards who secretly run Real America - they will let him be the nominee as long as they can keep stealing his lunch money.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Cornel West Heartbroke... · 0 replies · +3 points

See, I've always loved the Roots, and the dude is a great drummer even though he never does any fancy fills or anything, but come on...Jimmy F**king Fallon?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - (Kidnapped?) Jan Brewe... · 0 replies · +5 points

I would like to thank you, Gov. Brewer, for standing up for millions of proudly uncircumcised Americans.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Nuclear Crisis Plan B:... · 0 replies · +9 points

In totally unrelated news, the job report is out. And I love job reports. When they're good, you drink. When they're bad, you drink more!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Get Ready: U.S. Expand... · 1 reply · +3 points

I say we follow the Glenn Greenwald model: complain about the president hard enough, have 300 douches agree with you in the comments, and you can get him to do whatever you want! Also: somebody on the inside told me that trolls and Sarah Palin posts drive traffic. Please take note.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Koch-Blocked: Judge Bl... · 0 replies · +7 points

Too soon to dedicate "We Came Through" by Scott Walker to Scott Walker?

Yeah, probably.