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Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:05:02 +0000

There should be a label on the side of this package: WARNING! Kids, if you really believe going to school is all about learning to be a businessperson, you may end up like Dave Brat.

Wonkette : Rick Perry: Poor Texans Love Not Having Health Insurance, It Is Their Hobby

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:00:33 +0000

I cannot wait to see Rick Perry behind bars.

Wonkette : All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:58:15 +0000

what the fuck is a Jeb? That was the exact question, word for word, posed by the European member of our household when I pointed out that the name was Jeb Bush, not Jeff Bush. In answer, I replied that it's a hillbilly from a '60's TV show.

Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:48:30 +0000

If I were Greene's attorney, I would so ask that second question to Farenthold.

Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:47:03 +0000

"Farenthold 451" - worst slash fic title EVER.

Wonkette : Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:30:08 +0000

You're a bartender?

Wonkette : Oh No, Zombie ACORN Coming For America, Again (No It Isn't)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 19:00:10 +0000

Another brilliant move by the Republican Congress - reminding us of their role in the mortgage scandal.

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:28:45 +0000

There are many, many reasons John Boehner is the worst Speaker of the House in decades, but his willingness - as repeatedly demonstrated - to tolerate this kind of traitorous assholery from his fellow representatives is way up there among the most egregious ones.

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:25:52 +0000

"Gilligan, go see what the Howells are complaining about now." "Aye, aye, Skipper."

Wonkette : GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers' Dime!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 15:20:50 +0000

“Further, downloading these files, which are often ridden with viruses and malware, poses a cybersecurity threat at our federal agencies. Plus, I cannot believe how long these things take to load."

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:00:40 +0000

"...a sexual activity point of view, that to me is a much lower freedom because is an activity, it is not at the heart of who you are." Oh ho ho, Mr. Santorum, I must disagree - isn't it exactly the heart of who you are? Do you ever talk about anything else?

Wonkette : San Diego Cops Thought Brothers Were Robbing Own Store, Beat Them Up Just To Be Sure

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:58:36 +0000

Stop. You had me at "San Diego."

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:54:32 +0000

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Rush Limbaugh, but YES, Scott Walker, by all means take Rush Limbaugh's advice.

Wonkette : Rush Limbaugh: Scott Walker Should Use Rape Jokes To Explain Quitting College

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:53:04 +0000

First we need more information: Did your school require ballroom dancing?

Wonkette : House GOP Will Return Dignity To Poor By Starving Them

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:47:27 +0000

"...the son of a roughneck on oil rigs, he said he favors the kind of hard work that 'built America,'" "The son of"? What did he do himself, just mooch off his parents?

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:36:43 +0000

I'd be more inclined to believe that the Montana legislature had introduced a bill requiring TruckNutz on every pick-up.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:29:11 +0000

Worldwide rise in vitamin water levels!

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:05:05 +0000

"He’s so much more comfortable fighting back against the 1 percent, against companies who are changing the environment…" Aha! So she admits that companies are changing the environment. I guess that's some form of progress.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:40:51 +0000

Andrea Tantaros wins today's Idiotrod race.

Wonkette : GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 18:19:44 +0000

"...members of their party, who are frantically trying to come up with alternatives to the Affordable Care Act" Barack Obama was able to put together a health care plan to provide health insurance to an additional 9 million Americans in just two years, and in six years Republicans still haven't been able to put forth any alternative, and are just now "frantically trying"? Politics aside, why would anyone ever vote for people this lethargic and incompetent?