Olav_Pompatus

Olav_Pompatus

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7 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey Idiot Juvenile Won... · 1 reply · +7 points

Gotta admit I was a little nervous when I read the headline for "Valentine’s Day Boner Juice". Guess I won't be needing the Cuisinart Juicer after all ....

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 3 replies · +33 points

Fapping On The Taxpayers’ Dime

WTF?!?!? How good of an aim does this Congressman think I have? I can barely hit the paper towel as it is ....

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 1 reply · +45 points

I think people should have the freedom to say whatever I want.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 6 replies · +38 points

Is "Brownback" what you get when you don't wash the Santorum off?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +10 points

Thank you, Mr. Armistead, for reminding us once again of God's unconditional love, providing of course we do things exactly as you say He wants it.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 0 replies · +7 points

Maybe if we all just stay indoors, we wouldn't have to worry about climate change. Just tweak the A/C, and problem solved! That is, of course, that it's not the hoax we really think it is.

7 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP So Mad Obama Faile... · 1 reply · +13 points

If SCOTUS decides to sink Obamacare, can't we just expand the Death Panels to be our Plan B?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 1 reply · +16 points

West Virginia has given me pain for more than 20 weeks. Why can't we pass a bill to do something about that???

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +9 points

So, which half of Tree Sloth Rand Paul is the half-bright side? Hard to see from where I'm sitting. And what's the other half?

7 years ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Runs Out of V... · 2 replies · +18 points

Hypothetically, if I was exercising my rights and shootin' down drones, and unbeknownst to me the drone had a pilot and passengers and stuff inside, is that still okay? Asking for a friend ....