Agenda:

1) How do we get 300 million "What Would Kim Jong-Il Do?" bracelets made in China without the unions finding out?

2) Whatever happened to the "Fox News" of North Korea? If I sic Holder on 'em, you promise to look the other way?

3) How does everyone feel about me waiting a week before changing my handle from POTUS to Dear Leader? Too early? Just about right? Wait another week or so?