NorbertsRevenge

NorbertsRevenge

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ailes: Respected Non-P... · 2 replies · +9 points

Now that I have thought of it, I can't stop picturing Ailes flying around Fox News HQ like Baron Harkonnen, barking orders, cackling, and farting.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Erick Erickson Asks Vo... · 0 replies · +2 points

Claudine Auger libel!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Had A Most Cunning... · 0 replies · +14 points

Say, that gives me a swell idea. If all patriots said "we divorce you" three times to Soetoro, he would have to obey his religion, right?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Making Thanksgiving ... · 0 replies · +3 points

"Pat Nixon's Hot Chicken Salad" would make a pretty good a) wonkette alias b) band name c) title for my autobiography d) emetic

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Wonkette Concedes... · 1 reply · +8 points

Commander #1: We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Grand Moff Romney: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Candidate Richard ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Plus Dems could squeak out both Virginia and Montana which did not look good a few months ago, also too.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Arkansas Rep. Pen... · 0 replies · +15 points

Old Motherfucker Hubbard.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sad Mitt Romney Tries ... · 1 reply · +13 points

I actually watched these painful 15 seconds twice -- I'm not sure, but was the crowd chanting Ryan, Ryan, Ryan (whom they might actually like), and then Mitt corrects them that he is the top of the ticket? If so, absolutely fucking brutal and sad. Ze stench of loserdom has become overpowering.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Caption Contest! Mitt ... · 0 replies · +1 points

rrrrrrrabbitskenia! ze vorst case I have ever seen!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney Declares 'FIRST... · 0 replies · +7 points

1) I'm not usually one to leap to these kinds of conclusions, but the subliminals hit me at least like a sledgehammer, I could barely notice anything else. Watch this again and pay very close attention to what appears in black and what appears in white, and when. Especially the part with the hospital pillow, the part where Obama's blackety black Obamacare plan gives your money to blackety black people who are not you, whitey.

2) Is it just me or is Romney on some serious drugs / sleeping pills / creepy vibe in the reading of the approval line at the end.