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8 years ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I never could stand riding bikes, the seat always hurt my ass. I can't imagine riding one naked. And let's face it, some people should NOT be naked. I am not as against this law as much as I might been 10 years ago.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 0 replies · +6 points

I told Aaron to switch to a mincing gel, it's so much cheaper.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 0 replies · +8 points

They'd burn the bible if they thought it would protect their belief in the bible.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock's Staffer... · 0 replies · +2 points

Aaron Schock is hiding something. And I am just the man to strip search him. You're welcome , America.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Homophobic Russian Pol... · 0 replies · +22 points

I;d like to laugh this off but the laws are so fucked up in russia and homophobia is so ingrained I fear for these two ladies and her business. It ain't the US over there and their anti-gay assholes are really to be feared not made fun of They beat, torture, and kill gays and little, if anything is done about it.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Neo-Nazis Take Wrong T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Usually a story about Nazis and trains would repel me, but this one I liked.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Creepy Michigan AG Who... · 0 replies · +4 points

It's finally curtains for Pee Wee's Evil twin.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Introducing The Weeken... · 0 replies · +8 points

Moar stock photos, less photos of poor, sad cats with fucked up faces.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Introducing The Weeken... · 0 replies · +5 points

More of these please, from the closing accordion music to the narrator apparently recording from the inside of an air duct, I say 'Bravo!'.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye, Northeast Uni... · 2 replies · +8 points

Oh? Gotham City, the Capital of the World, the City that Never Sleeps, the Big Apple, worried about a blizzard?

People in Michigan's upper peninsula get drunk on your sad, frozen, tears and laugh.