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Wonkette : Nation of Whining Babies Still Throwing Stupid Tantrum

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 23:04:30 +0000

The maximum minimum (follow that? the highest dispensation to reach the minimum limit of social security) was 708,95 € for a single or 1157,46 € for a couple per month in 2009.

Wonkette : Nation of Whining Babies Still Throwing Stupid Tantrum

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 22:42:45 +0000

Monsieur, c'est n'est pas une révolte, c'est une révolution! Yeah, but seriously, it's not the trade unions that are breaking into storefronts and burning cars. It's the stupid fucking kids that are acting like stupid fucking kids. I'm all for a good car burning from time to time, but the stupid fucking kids are distracting all the media attention away from what is a legitimate grievance by the working class. And 60 is minimum retirement age, i.e. not full pension. That's currently at 65 and the proposal is to make it 67. So, while more generous, the age differential isn't that tremendous vis à vis the States. Oh, and when the Fiscal Poop Commission comes after our Social Security next year, we'll probably just sit on our arses watching Dancing with the Slobs or something dumb. And that sucks.

Wonkette : Fat Old Couple Has 'Mobility Scooter Fight' At the Wendy's Again

Fri, 8 Oct 2010 03:23:59 +0000

Hey now, I grew up in Greensburg and I'll have you know that in my high school class of 280, we had like 9 or 10 black kids. Living black kids even.

Wonkette : Joe Miller Says Sarah Palin Qualified To Be President, Technically

Wed, 6 Oct 2010 22:54:24 +0000

Credit to Megyn Kelly for actually stopping him when he started spewing campaign talking points.

Wonkette : Utah Congressman To Be In Charge of D.C., Put It Back Into Maryland

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:32:57 +0000

Funny that he'd be made ranking member - as a Freshman, mind you - of a bunch of stuff he hates? That's what the GOP does! They find the person that least believes in the mission of an agency / organization / post, whatever, and make him the head of that organization. Two additional examples that come to mind: John "The UN does not exist" Bolton - US ambassador to the U.N. Elaine Chao - hates working people - Secretary of Labor

Wonkette : ELECTION SHOCKER: Christine O'Donnell Didn't Go To Oxford

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 02:48:57 +0000

And there will be a reverent ferocity of masturbation from Senate office to Senate office, from House seat to House seat, from on top of Robert Byrd’s coffin to inside Ted Kennedy’s coffin, and all across this great land. Work blocked the Wonkettes today - which sucks - so I'm just posting now, but that quote reminds me of Sen. Byrd's speech on Michael Vick dogfighting. "Barbaric....let that word resound from hill to hill and from mountain to mountain and from valley to valley across this broad land."

Wonkette : North Korea Gets New Best-Ever Ultimate Leader

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 03:08:52 +0000

I just went to look for that comment, and because of the hip new instantdebate thingy, it's lost in the ether. This is sad.

Wonkette : Scary YouTube Movie Proves Sarah Palin Is Weird

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 21:15:50 +0000

Alex Jones is on the case.

Wonkette : Cursed Souls Forced To Live With Name 'Sarah Palin'

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 19:38:09 +0000

The Steelers had a starting QB before Bradshaw named Dick Shiner. That's a bad one.

Wonkette : Can You Translate Chuck Grassley's Rosetta Stone Thing On Twitter?

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 17:03:12 +0000

Also, I worked really hard on that. Compare them in two windows.

Wonkette : Can You Translate Chuck Grassley's Rosetta Stone Thing On Twitter?

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 17:01:39 +0000

I sometimes inject tetracycline drugs into sorry behind of Harry Reid. It helps prevent vomiting. A safety is worth 2 points. Obama’s deal with Suge Night couldn’t protect Notorious BIG or stop the drug gangs, especially Dorgan Imports, from killing him like they’ve done before in Hollywood, Compton and Rancho Park.

Wonkette : Mysterious Vatican Bank Probed For Mysterious Money Laundering

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:54:36 +0000

Gotti, eh?

Wonkette : Teabaggers Not Allowed To Wear Ratty Teabagger T-Shirts In Obama's USA

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:22:04 +0000

Mushroom Mushroom. Ooooooohh it's a snake!!!

Wonkette : Disgusting Daily Caller Guy Masturbates To Meghan McCain

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 18:53:26 +0000

If there's one thing hipsters can be commended for - and really, it's like pulling teeth - it's that they aren't conservative. Sure, they are happy to mooch off of conservative daddy's biotech wealth or whatever, but these cats aren't running around quoting Buckley. Christ, their favorite beer even has the words "UNION MADE" proudly displayed on its cans. So. No.

Wonkette : How To Fake a 68-Page Republican Jobs Plan With Gigantic Fonts

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:42:40 +0000

1700 words. 68 pages. Does not compute.

Wonkette : At Bristol's TV Dancing Taping, Sarah Palin Is Security's 'Higher Priority'

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 20:48:26 +0000

Thinking about the Palins (and it being nearly 5) makes me want to go......dancing to the bars. ZING

Wonkette : Christine O'Donnell: the 41-Year-Old Virgin

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:07:28 +0000

O'Donnell-ingus, anyone? Buehler? Anyone?

Wonkette : Christine O'Donnell: the 41-Year-Old Virgin

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 20:04:45 +0000

TPM Headline........oh fuck GaryBusey....

Wonkette : Delaware Republicans Get Their Own Alvin Greene, But With Witchcraft

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 17:36:52 +0000

History! (14th century, Germany) Looks to me like History! (Cher, 1980s and last week, Los Angeles)

Wonkette : At Long Last, HERE Is the Catholic Menace

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 19:07:44 +0000

Faceless Pelosi (bad?), JFK-Zombie Voice (good?) and Mike Eruzione (God?) are the only people in that entire clip who are discernibly Catholic. THIS. MAKES. NO. SENSE. But there were some purdy pictures.