en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3232403 Comments by Ninepoint_R http://205.186.150.126/archive/sopa-rific/#IDComment241526936 Nah, they're just going to make everything too shiny and oversimplified and have way too many interconnecting social networks. Oh, well. At least HTML5 is kind of neat. Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:21:44 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/sopa-rific/#IDComment241526936 http://205.186.150.126/archive/sopa-rific/#IDComment241519058 There's only one solution: we need to turn off the internet and banish the nerds from our country. We do not need these technomantic rituals interfering with our pure and simple lives. Hang on, I need to pull these medicinal leeches off of my neck and drink my radium-infused health water. Mon, 19 Dec 2011 08:08:15 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/sopa-rific/#IDComment241519058 http://205.186.150.126/archive/dyslexia-and-its-cousins/#IDComment229923503 Screw you, gnazawK Wed, 30 Nov 2011 07:09:08 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/dyslexia-and-its-cousins/#IDComment229923503 http://205.186.150.126/archive/do-this-tonight/#IDComment226637584 Alright. Now drive your Ford® Focus™ down to Walmart® and buy a Butterball® turkey. Then you can come home and cook that turkey in a General Electric® oven and sit down with your family at a nice Ikea® dining table. You don't have to think about corporations or commercialism at all. Just have a nice, commercialism-free Thanksgiving like me. I'm lovin' it™. Thu, 24 Nov 2011 12:31:17 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/do-this-tonight/#IDComment226637584 http://205.186.150.126/archive/do-this-tonight/#IDComment226573979 You know it's gonna be a good T-Day when "alienation" and "night of regrets" come readymade in your tags. Thu, 24 Nov 2011 09:38:39 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/do-this-tonight/#IDComment226573979 http://205.186.150.126/archive/11-11-11-musings/#IDComment222531483 I think the repetition in in danger of being a crime already. Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:50:46 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/11-11-11-musings/#IDComment222531483 http://205.186.150.126/archive/i-will-buy-skyrim/#IDComment220293587 I remember trying to steal the Daedric armor off of the guy who ran the corprusarium -- while he was still wearing it. There was an elaborate plan involving degrading the armor until it was unequipped without starting a fight with him, then taking it from his inventory while he wasn't paying attention. Needless to say my corprus was never cured. Damn, Morrowind was good times. Also: Oblivion. I wonder where I can get $60 to spend on video games before sunup... Fri, 11 Nov 2011 08:59:02 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/i-will-buy-skyrim/#IDComment220293587 http://205.186.150.126/archive/pasta-design-summit-2011/#IDComment215177127 The Pasta Caltrop: always has at least one delicious side pointing up. Tue, 1 Nov 2011 06:44:08 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/pasta-design-summit-2011/#IDComment215177127 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2011/10/05/georgie-luke/#IDComment203335162 The George Lucas Mysteries 25th anniversary collectors edition -- includes remastered effects and an all new CGI Totbottom with new dubbed lines of dialogue to elaborate on bits of story that were deemed "too complex". Among the new lines are such instant classics as "I'm chopping you with this axe to kill you!" and "Yes, when you die I'll get all of your money because that's what it says in your will!" Wed, 5 Oct 2011 08:09:52 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2011/10/05/georgie-luke/#IDComment203335162 http://205.186.150.126/archive/hard-action-squad-returns/#IDComment202993097 Who reports, of course, to the DA named Sergeant "Johnson" Queen. Tue, 4 Oct 2011 13:59:46 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/hard-action-squad-returns/#IDComment202993097 http://205.186.150.126/archive/learning-and-wishes-and-upon-them/#IDComment201187135 It turns out those au gratin potatoes were poisoned, and that old man knew it. "If I do one thing right in my life, it'll be saving everyone who would have otherwise perished from these terrible poisoned taters!" Thank you old man. Your life of sin and hedonism is absolved by this one final act of goodness. I just wish you could have saved me some fucking steak. Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:29:13 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/learning-and-wishes-and-upon-them/#IDComment201187135 http://205.186.150.126/archive/its-a-me-a-mario-joke/#IDComment200702895 yeah, but the ending is happy, so it's all good Thu, 29 Sep 2011 06:43:23 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/its-a-me-a-mario-joke/#IDComment200702895 http://205.186.150.126/archive/the-greeting-card-biz/#IDComment199723988 Alternatively... "Roses are red You're black and blue When I kicked you in the head I got some blood on my shoe." Tue, 27 Sep 2011 09:43:29 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/the-greeting-card-biz/#IDComment199723988 http://205.186.150.126/archive/the-greeting-card-biz/#IDComment199675227 ~Even though you're in a coma, I want you to know that I slept with your girlfriend; also, happy birthday.~ Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:36:06 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/the-greeting-card-biz/#IDComment199675227 http://205.186.150.126/archive/aaaaaaaaaaaa/#IDComment198980984 I can only imagine how this will turn out for all of the pubescent teenagers who fall asleep in class. It's like having to go up to the board with a boner, only 100x worse. Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:56:24 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/aaaaaaaaaaaa/#IDComment198980984 http://205.186.150.126/archive/smell-wizard/#IDComment197280818 The Smell Wizard is one of the few people to take up Diarrhea Wizard's offer. In fact, one may consider him to be Diarrhea Wizard's protege. Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:46:11 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/smell-wizard/#IDComment197280818 http://205.186.150.126/archive/take-a-look/#IDComment196067476 Hey, baby. Chillin' at the Public Library? How about we visit your Pubic Library? it's been so long since anyone's ever touched me... please take off your pants Wed, 21 Sep 2011 04:12:02 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/take-a-look/#IDComment196067476 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2011/09/20/get-the-drench/#IDComment195645667 I first discovered this medication when I opened an email entitled ¡ CH34P m3X1C4n m3D$ m0jad0 m1s b0las ! changed my life forever Tue, 20 Sep 2011 08:19:30 +0000 http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2011/09/20/get-the-drench/#IDComment195645667 http://krisstraub.com/2011/09/18/machine-intelligence/#IDComment194972198 So instead of studying actual humans, they're studying machines that humans have created? That sounds kind of like a flimsy idea. Also it doesn't help that the robot baby is completely terrifying. Sun, 18 Sep 2011 23:37:01 +0000 http://krisstraub.com/2011/09/18/machine-intelligence/#IDComment194972198 http://205.186.150.126/archive/shoulder-thoughts/#IDComment188950990 That bone sticking out of his back in panel 3? It's actually the hilt of a dagger. Ctrl-Z is the code-name of the maniacal assassin who stabbed Kris, barely missing his heart, mere moments ago. Hurry, Kris! Type that last emergency tweet in hopes that rescue will arrive soon! Fri, 2 Sep 2011 09:06:51 +0000 http://205.186.150.126/archive/shoulder-thoughts/#IDComment188950990