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10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +4 points

I did the exact same thing! I really really liked the house parts though, so it balanced out, I think.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Loco Parentis: How (No... · 0 replies · +9 points

I was in a fancy restaurant in the Bellagio in Vegas once, and when I came out of the bathroom, some lady was like, "Did you just have a baby?" and I was like, "*sideeye* nope."
And then she was like, "Oh! Are you pregnant?" and I was like, "*super sideeye* nope, just fat!"
AND THEN she was like, "Oh I'm so embarrassed, maybe you just had too much to eat at dinner"

Like. I mean.
People are the worst.

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Eat Clean · 0 replies · +17 points

Only 50 to a daily dose! I see a trip to Costco is in order.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Things That Are Popula... · 0 replies · +3 points

Omg. That really is perfection.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Things That Are Popula... · 2 replies · +3 points

Did you also know that Doug & The Slugs, Honeymoon Suite and April Wine are still big? Small-town Canadian radio has likewise not forgotten about Loverboy and Trooper.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Beauty Trap · 0 replies · +4 points

One of my old coworkers was named Audrey and she is Korean, so looks nothing like Ms. Hepburn. I never actually thought about correlating the two in any way until now.

Anyway, I don't think you have anything to worry about, I also do not get compared to Nicole Kidman or Nicole Richie or Nicole Scherzinger or Snooki (all the iconic Nicoles in history)

12 years ago @ The Toast - She Said, She Said: Ad... · 0 replies · +3 points

Man, what's the alternative though? I mean, sure you can be like, I wish I hadn't made x decision, but, you did, so..? I don't want to walk around REGRETTING THINGS all the damn time, so non, je ne regrette rien.

12 years ago @ The Toast - "Broader, Better Liter... · 0 replies · +2 points

I WAS GOING TO COME HERE AND RECOMMEND HER
Brown Girl in the Ring is one of my faaaaavorite novels. It's about a post-apocalyptic world, with gods! and it's pretty gruesome but also so cool.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Freaky Monday: Hated T... · 0 replies · +8 points

I miss S5 Megan, who sang and flashed her ass at a party, and kicked ass at her job and was like, "You bastard, you're going to watch me clean up after your stupid surprise party." This year, she was very... not that.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Advice From Two Dispar... · 2 replies · +1 points

ME TOO I HAVE A MOO CAT AND A TORTIE
And my vacuum bag didn't click into my vacuum properly, so when I opened it to find out why it wasn't sucking properly (hurr), I was treated to the most delightful mountain of multicolored hair. It filled up half my garbage can (the other half was litter, so)

Cats! They're lucky they're cute.

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