gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Congresscritter Explains How It Is Real Real Hard To Scrape By On $174,000 Per Year

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 14:59:15 +0000

Oh dear. The humor on Wonkette is so dry I can't tell if you are in on the fact that the original comment was a joke. I think you're not though and you have my sympathy for the roasting you may be about to receive.

Wonkette : Bill Kristol Has A Fantastic New Never-Been-Tried-Before Idea: Even More War!

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 12:11:19 +0000

Damn. Now I miss Get Your War On all over again.

Wonkette : High School Administration Teaches Student Journalists Valuable Lesson: We Will Censor You Early And

Thu, 13 Mar 2014 12:57:17 +0000

They need funnier jokes. Those ones were terrible.

Wonkette : Senate Apparently Super Cool With Military Never Prosecuting Sexual Assaults

Fri, 7 Mar 2014 14:43:35 +0000

The ability of Americans to be endlessly surprised that their politicians are vile assholes is matched only by their ability to be endlessly surprised that their military is also made up of very assholes. Must be something to do with the overarching "sweet land of liberty" bullshit you're fed from birth.

Wonkette : Senate Apparently Super Cool With Military Never Prosecuting Sexual Assaults

Fri, 7 Mar 2014 14:38:28 +0000

I wish the US military would do the World a favor and fall apart.

Wonkette : Here Is Your Big Deal State Of The Union Caption Contest, America!

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 17:15:17 +0000

OHJB, "Him, her, and her- have them stripped and put in the back of my Mustang for later."

Wonkette : Ben Shapiro Irate As Obama Hands Federal Employees Vast Trove Of Riches

Thu, 26 Dec 2013 23:30:23 +0000

And killing people. Don't forget the important job of killing people.

Wonkette : Allen West's 'EPA Is Doing Gun Control' Column Isn't Just Loony, Tin-Foil-Hatty, It's Also Very Plag

Mon, 2 Dec 2013 15:07:45 +0000

10 fold and tinfoil are very similar. Coincidence? Wake up, sheeple.

Wonkette : Cher Said A Cuss About Sarah Palin

Wed, 20 Nov 2013 13:29:25 +0000

The idea of putting cream in tea is the only offensive thing I spotted in this story.

Wonkette : Despite 'Don't Panic' Cufflinks, Chris Christie Has No Idea Where His Towel Is

Wed, 6 Nov 2013 05:37:22 +0000

Don't put him in the total perspective vortex. He'd eat the cake.

Wonkette : Attempt At Building White Supremacist Enclave In North Dakota Bedeviled By Flag-Thieving Native Amer

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 05:30:23 +0000

I don't remember the native American grandmothers in the movie version of Trainspotting.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Does Not Care For This Impertinent Cossack Vladimir Putin

Sun, 15 Sep 2013 05:37:37 +0000

More stupid, Peggy, dear, not stupider. Honestly.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Does Not Care For This Impertinent Cossack Vladimir Putin

Sun, 15 Sep 2013 05:36:42 +0000

"Thank you, ma'am, may I have another"?

Wonkette : Washington Man Sentenced For Dispensing Armed Anti-Smoking Message

Wed, 14 Aug 2013 13:33:38 +0000

I live in Bellingham. One of our local Democrats, Ken Mann, said on Facebook that the gun pointing was "a little bit awesome". With friends like that...

Wonkette : Donald Trump Reminds Us: Black People Not Allowed In Park

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:04:17 +0000

I think this video of a VERY young Rowan Atkinson says it all about Trumpie's view of black people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8EpfyCG2Y

Wonkette : Sending Explosives Through The Mail Is Illegal And Bad Even If You Send Them To Sheriff Joe

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:10:28 +0000

Thank you for writing this. I'm so glad you've all come around to my way of thinking and now agree that the extrajudicial killing of bin Laden was wrong. Funny how many seemed to think it was osssssome at the time. With relation to this incident, I'm glad it didn't explode as there might have been mucho collateral damage and dead civilians. Also, killing is wrong. If a tree falls on Sheriff Joe don't look to me for tears, though.

Wonkette : Larry Klayman: That Judge Was A Jew!

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:48:29 +0000

This person does not understand the difference between 'perverse' and 'perverted'. Also don't the right understand how childish they sound using terms like 'ultra leftist'?

Wonkette : Atlantic Guy Continues To Mansplain Why It’s OK To Work For Free

Thu, 7 Mar 2013 05:49:15 +0000

Considering the quality of this fellow's writing he doesn't DESERVE to get paid.

Wonkette : Wonket Cedes Political Humor Crown To Michelle Malkin, World’s Most Hilarious Pundit

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 14:09:19 +0000

Naked feeling all over? Is that what they're singing?

Wonkette : Greatest Living President Is Also Fantastic Painter

Sat, 9 Feb 2013 14:25:59 +0000

To be fair,they do say 'living'. But they must really hate Clinton,Obama, Bush Senior and Carter all of whom seem to knock Bhsh into a...something.