en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2087592 Comments by Nesn0ra http://wonkette.com/519970/john-derbyshire-military-men-cant-help-but-rape-ladies-and-ladies-cant-help-but-be-liars#IDComment663682662 Even better: Ask her if she wants to get on top. If she's riding it like the pony express, you're fine. Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/519970/john-derbyshire-military-men-cant-help-but-rape-ladies-and-ladies-cant-help-but-be-liars#IDComment663682662 http://wonkette.com/519970/john-derbyshire-military-men-cant-help-but-rape-ladies-and-ladies-cant-help-but-be-liars#IDComment663680094 I just got a dry-heave reading this because he sure as HELL sounds like an actual date rapist trying to rationalize his own personal demons. Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:08:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/519970/john-derbyshire-military-men-cant-help-but-rape-ladies-and-ladies-cant-help-but-be-liars#IDComment663680094 http://wonkette.com/518727/bill-oreilly-tells-immature-republican-gals-to-stfu-wonders-why-the-kids-dont-vote-republican#IDComment656582632 Patronizing people you don't agree with to... force... respect? I think Billy illustrated exactly why the republican party can't gain any demographic other than their own. I have a hard time believing he can be that dense. I mean you can be an asshole and have asshole opinions... but it really shouldn't be a mystery why people are repelled by every word that shits from your mouth if you're patronizing them. I'm guessing the entire point like all his points was a tantrum, void of self-analysis and sane solutions meant to showcase their "us vs. them" victomhood. Back to kindergarten with you, Billy boy. Thu, 6 Jun 2013 17:10:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518727/bill-oreilly-tells-immature-republican-gals-to-stfu-wonders-why-the-kids-dont-vote-republican#IDComment656582632 http://wonkette.com/518566/wonkette-gets-its-name-in-local-paper-ghost-breitbart-says-girl-editor-begging-for-it#IDComment655612501 Joel should really worry about his job once I figure out how to shit on my keyboard. Tue, 4 Jun 2013 20:55:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518566/wonkette-gets-its-name-in-local-paper-ghost-breitbart-says-girl-editor-begging-for-it#IDComment655612501 http://wonkette.com/518152/deleted-messages-of-the-day-yr-wonkette-is-not-universally-admired#IDComment653387274 I'm originally from that area too... upstate NY is very strange, politically. I blame all the weird occult shit they did in the olden times when NYS was settled by religious crazies. There's a book called "Occult America" that explains all the odd branches of christian faith that popped-up all over the first American settlements. I suggest it because NYS seems to be the origin of most of these. Fri, 31 May 2013 15:00:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518152/deleted-messages-of-the-day-yr-wonkette-is-not-universally-admired#IDComment653387274 http://wonkette.com/518152/deleted-messages-of-the-day-yr-wonkette-is-not-universally-admired#IDComment653375494 Doktor Zoom made a Red Dwarf reference... I think I'm now sexually attracted to him. Fri, 31 May 2013 14:31:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518152/deleted-messages-of-the-day-yr-wonkette-is-not-universally-admired#IDComment653375494 http://wonkette.com/518033/what-do-ladies-want-if-they-even-know-a-debate-by-two-republican-gentlemen#IDComment652341323 Tell him this, from George Carlin: “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” Wed, 29 May 2013 21:20:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518033/what-do-ladies-want-if-they-even-know-a-debate-by-two-republican-gentlemen#IDComment652341323 http://wonkette.com/518033/what-do-ladies-want-if-they-even-know-a-debate-by-two-republican-gentlemen#IDComment652339650 Mental image of him squeezing his eyes shut while trying to intercourse his wife "down there", missing his aim, and shoving his surprised wiener into his dog's mouth. Wed, 29 May 2013 21:16:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/518033/what-do-ladies-want-if-they-even-know-a-debate-by-two-republican-gentlemen#IDComment652339650 http://wonkette.com/517978/mad-jewess-mad-at-gun-seizing-abortion-forcing-holocausting-stockholm-syndrome-jews-at-your-wonket#IDComment652223872 Does this mean we're still on for our trip to find the arc of the covenant? Wed, 29 May 2013 16:19:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/517978/mad-jewess-mad-at-gun-seizing-abortion-forcing-holocausting-stockholm-syndrome-jews-at-your-wonket#IDComment652223872 http://wonkette.com/517276/new-childrens-book-explains-why-heathers-two-mommies-will-burn-forever-in-hell#IDComment648087240 Bees: Nature's Filthy Sluts. Wed, 22 May 2013 19:16:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/517276/new-childrens-book-explains-why-heathers-two-mommies-will-burn-forever-in-hell#IDComment648087240 http://wonkette.com/517276/new-childrens-book-explains-why-heathers-two-mommies-will-burn-forever-in-hell#IDComment648086535 That's just the hole your soul leaves behind when you vomit bigoted Christian propaganda. Wed, 22 May 2013 19:15:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/517276/new-childrens-book-explains-why-heathers-two-mommies-will-burn-forever-in-hell#IDComment648086535 http://wonkette.com/517276/new-childrens-book-explains-why-heathers-two-mommies-will-burn-forever-in-hell#IDComment648085771 Between the gaping vagina eyeballs and the weird "Dad and Mom" title and the assertion that no blonde women were penetrated during this children's book... Wed, 22 May 2013 19:13:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/517276/new-childrens-book-explains-why-heathers-two-mommies-will-burn-forever-in-hell#IDComment648085771 http://wonkette.com/516586/the-only-thing-worse-than-abercrombie-fitch-is-this-anti-abercrombie-fitch-movement#IDComment644440312 don't forget modcloth.com! (order a size-up) Good for fancy stuff when you don't want to wear a form of animal prints from most plus catalogs... Fri, 17 May 2013 16:22:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/516586/the-only-thing-worse-than-abercrombie-fitch-is-this-anti-abercrombie-fitch-movement#IDComment644440312 http://wonkette.com/516586/the-only-thing-worse-than-abercrombie-fitch-is-this-anti-abercrombie-fitch-movement#IDComment644437498 All their stores smell like a goat. I really don't understand why anyone would purchase anything but exotic cheeses from a store like this. Fri, 17 May 2013 16:17:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/516586/the-only-thing-worse-than-abercrombie-fitch-is-this-anti-abercrombie-fitch-movement#IDComment644437498 http://wonkette.com/516429/playing-with-your-children-is-for-losers-says-business-insider#IDComment643629420 But the amount of people that show up to their funeral will probably depend on the weather. Thu, 16 May 2013 14:55:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/516429/playing-with-your-children-is-for-losers-says-business-insider#IDComment643629420 http://wonkette.com/516129/amercia-where-you-are-free-to-take-on-crushing-lifelong-debt#IDComment641565963 I'm at 120+k... that's with 11% interest because I had to apply without my parents. If I were to choose between college and another profession again, I'd be a prostitute. It's more classy than the soul-fuckery I have to do now for a living. Mon, 13 May 2013 21:29:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/516129/amercia-where-you-are-free-to-take-on-crushing-lifelong-debt#IDComment641565963 http://wonkette.com/516087/james-dobson-so-glad-feminism-is-over-and-women-want-to-be-mommies-again#IDComment641546496 Reminds me of that time I refused to drop to my knees and suck a man's cock after he took 33% of my money from my wallet while he held the door open for me at Church... Mon, 13 May 2013 20:47:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/516087/james-dobson-so-glad-feminism-is-over-and-women-want-to-be-mommies-again#IDComment641546496 http://wonkette.com/515689/point-counterpoint-are-millennials-lazy-entitled-narcissists#IDComment639475976 Ok so just about anyone could do my job even though they won't hire anyone for my position without a fancy degree and some stupid other stuff, but no millennial- NOT ONE can do as little as I do at work with so much class and delusional confidence. That shit was cultivated in the 90's, when you were a sperm in some stoner's dick at a Rusted Root show. Fri, 10 May 2013 16:44:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/515689/point-counterpoint-are-millennials-lazy-entitled-narcissists#IDComment639475976 http://wonkette.com/515410/elizabeth-smart-politely-and-in-nice-mormon-girl-way-tells-abstinence-crowd-to-bite-her#IDComment637168837 If I can't be fucked like a used piece of chewing gum, I really don't see what is worth living for. Tue, 7 May 2013 17:56:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/515410/elizabeth-smart-politely-and-in-nice-mormon-girl-way-tells-abstinence-crowd-to-bite-her#IDComment637168837 http://wonkette.com/513608/new-york-times-lady-boss-still-not-allowed-to-be-as-big-a-dick-as-the-man-bosses#IDComment627061366 It's been my experience that the shittier the boss, the more likely it is that they hate their job and that's why they're an asshole. At least it's one possible reason: I worked at a newspaper once where the editor was called "The Hound" because she howled with laughter (she had this thing where she said "oohhhhhhh hooooo HOOOOO!" at people) when she was REALLY pissed at someone and you could hear it through the walls. One night I asked her to come to the bar with me. A bucket of martinis later and it turned out that her bizarre behavior was due to taking on way more tasks than she should in her position because she was worried the 'ol boys club at the paper was constantly (in her mind) judgeypantsing her. Her aggressive reaction to stress in the office seemed like a defense mechanism to feeling jeered at that she was unqualified (she was qualified, in fact way more than the previously adored editor who did shit but let everyone do what they wanted). In the beginning of her position, many of her requests were simply ignored because some people in the office still had a boner for the male that previously held the position. She was hired to fix the lazy bullshit going on, and when she tried everyone called her a "bitch" and I even heard one old asshole say "this is why women shouldn't be in charge here, they can't handle the stress". This is on the same day he chuckled that he had been playing "bejeweled" all morning because "he can't proof-read before lunch" (that was his only job). One of our male photographers constantly had freak-outs (including throwing shit) and screamed about the dumbest shit, but I never heard anyone say he couldn't handle the stress because he was a man. I wish this story had a happy ending, but I quit six months after she started due to other shit in my life, and I heard she left the paper and her career the following year. The paper is still fucking shitty. Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:02:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/513608/new-york-times-lady-boss-still-not-allowed-to-be-as-big-a-dick-as-the-man-bosses#IDComment627061366