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324 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is The Heartwarmi... · 2 replies · +9 points

"Bea Strong" and "Dick Strong"? You sure this is YA-appropriate?

326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - HappyNiceTimePeople Is... · 0 replies · +4 points

Now where will cattybitches.com redirect to?

327 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sean Hannity Prayed Fo... · 0 replies · +1 points

Dr. Marvin, guess what? Ahoy, I sail, I'm a sailor, I sail!

340 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jim DeMint Explains Ho... · 0 replies · +16 points

DeMint might have a hard time explaining "Juneteenth" in the context of popular American conscience. I mean, if everybody just reeeeally wanted to Let Their People (Who They Owned As Property) Go, then surely the slaveowners of Texas must have had benevolent reasons for keeping their slaves in bondage for TWO AND A HALF YEARS after the Emancipation Proclamation was issued. Maybe the Federal Big Government Troops whose arrival suspiciously coincided with the actual emancipation of Texas slaves was a mere coincidence. Correlation =/= Causation, etc.

340 weeks ago @ Wonkette - In Oklahoma, Hero City... · 0 replies · +3 points

Didn't Kevin Nealon try this scam in Weeds?

347 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tucson Pizzeria To Spo... · 0 replies · +5 points

It's a dry hate.

347 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Are Not Writing Abo... · 0 replies · +6 points

That monkey is giving that tiger cub a bottle! Holy shit that is cute!

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your Big Deal ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ifill: But what has he done for you LATE-LY?

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Campus Conservatives P... · 0 replies · +6 points

One of the best universities in the world, they're distancing themselves from this. I'm sure the People's Republic of Austin is pretty pissed off, too.

366 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 8 Legislators Arrested... · 0 replies · +3 points

Show me what de-mo-cracy looks like!