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Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 22:14:02 +0000

CEOs need those lucrative salaries because you get the best quality skills by paying the greatest amount of money. In school, it works the opposite way.

Wonkette : San Diego Cops Thought Brothers Were Robbing Own Store, Beat Them Up Just To Be Sure

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 02:42:16 +0000

And to think, all of this could have been avoided if the police had known the store was owned by people who aren't white, so they could have just driven on past a potential B&E.

Wonkette : Sam Brownback Is Playing You With His Shiny Gleaming Anti-Gay Bullsh*t (Again)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 22:24:08 +0000

Conservatives: turning back the clock since...well, always.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:17:03 +0000

Insert Chris Christie fat joke.

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:13:53 +0000

It's been all downhill since we abolished slavery and let Catholics hold office, I tell ya. Next thing you know, Mormons will want equal rights.

Wonkette : How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:37:43 +0000

That's too bad. I had hoped this was the first step in banning pants altogether.

Wonkette : Fox News: Science Is A Hoax That Steals Our Freedom And Driving Privileges

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:02:09 +0000

Sounds like it's time to raise taxes on the rich to 90%! After all, how many people do you know who have died from filing their taxes? (Actually, I'm going to guess that more Americans die from putting mail in a mailbox every year than die due to terrorism.)

Wonkette : Rand Paul Blames Hillary Clinton For Rise Of ISIS, New Coke, Cancellation Of Happy Endings

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:46:13 +0000

Good to see Rand agreeing that too many guns is a bad thing.

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Loves Babies, Doesn't Care So Much About Women Or Constitution

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:38:34 +0000

Certainly, polluting the water with toxic waste is. So good for the babbys.

Wonkette : Jon Stewart Made An Announcement Last Night, Don't Wanna Talk About It

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 15:18:38 +0000

Chevy Chase has the appropriate experience.

Wonkette : Guess Who Is A Big Wage Stealing Robber Jerk? It Is Right-Wing Capitalist Hero Papa John!

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:31:02 +0000

Perhaps if they advertised someplace besides in the hotels.

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:24:01 +0000

I'm going to guess that divorces are still going through Alabama courts unimpeded.

Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 16:21:57 +0000

Conservatives have really been ramping up their war on traditional marriage these last couple weeks.

Wonkette : Sad Ted Cruz Wonders Why Obama Hates Poor People So Much

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 14:45:59 +0000

If they keep cutting benefits and raising taxes, eventually those poor people will be forced to get a nice high-paying job, of which there are plenty. It's tough love!

Wonkette : Excuse Us While We F*ck This Dolphin: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 18:07:50 +0000

If Dolly didn't want to have sex, she should have dressed more modestly.

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Bros Invent New Kind Of Rape: The 'Legal' Kind

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 01:15:38 +0000

They do seem to realize that they should at least give lip service to the victims of rape, but they can't quite figure out how to do that. So hard!

Wonkette : West Virginia GOP Bros Invent New Kind Of Rape: The 'Legal' Kind

Sat, 7 Feb 2015 01:12:45 +0000

I keep getting told that it's not rape if the woman doesn't report it to the police immediately, but fetuses are supposed to get full police protection without any effort whatsoever. Why does the GOP support these leeches on society?

Wonkette : Colorado Wants To Make It Easier For Kids To Spread Disease, Because America

Fri, 6 Feb 2015 14:38:55 +0000

"As a parent, I probably know best for my children"

Yes, siring a child automatically grants you a medical degree.

"I already have the responsibility under law"

Well, unless this legislation passes, absolving him of the responsibility.

Wonkette : Harvard Won't Let Professors Sex Up Undergrads Anymore, Unfair!

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 22:18:33 +0000

It's adorable how Harvard is pretending that one's grades aren't primarily dependent on one's parents.

Wonkette : Florida Tries To Ban Teen Sexting, Forgets One Small Detail

Thu, 5 Feb 2015 21:40:16 +0000

It's only distributed to Florida lawmakers, for research purposes.