MasterDebater

MasterDebater

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392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tamerlan Tsarnaev Came... · 0 replies · +22 points

Exactly.

There are do-gooder parents out there with sincere desires to help and so they go and adopt kids from war zones & hellholes and that makes them good people, sure. But sometimes things like the Trolley Square Shooter happen, because maybe bringing traumatized kids from Saraejvo war zones into SUBURBAN SALT LAKE CITY is just a little too much cognitive dissonance, amrite?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_Square_shoot...

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Harnesses H... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yes Glenn Beck is a dick, but...

Why isn't Wonkette serving my Jimmy John's ad at this moment? I only order Jimmy John's via Wonkette and I'M STARVING

394 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sorry Ladies, Super Se... · 1 reply · +27 points

Whoah don't shame the older man for younger woman thing. That's all I've got left at this point.

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breitbart’s Brandon ... · 0 replies · +29 points

WHITE PEOPLE DON'T COMMIT CRIMES ONLY BROWNS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Spanking Lovers Sean H... · 0 replies · +7 points

Ahhh AYSO...come for the ball-kicking, stay for the balls-kicking.

MEMORIES!

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Argue Amongst Yourselv... · 2 replies · +11 points

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Buddy Holly and you can stay on my couch fer free!

SERIOUSLY FUCK MIDLAND THOSE PEOPLE SUCK

PS I just realized Lubbock almost has a cock anagram hidden inside it. Another incentive.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Pope Already Pissi... · 15 replies · +36 points

Yeah, I can relate to what you're saying. I'm a socialist, a BDSM aficionado, I mentor first-generation college students...and I'm a Mormon.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post Does W... · 0 replies · +19 points

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sponsored! This Proud ... · 9 replies · +14 points

Which one should I lose my virginity to, though?

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Comedian Stev... · 0 replies · +8 points

Quick! Get him a job at the SEC!