MasterDebater

MasterDebater

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Tamerlan Tsarnaev Came... · 0 replies · +22 points

Exactly.

There are do-gooder parents out there with sincere desires to help and so they go and adopt kids from war zones & hellholes and that makes them good people, sure. But sometimes things like the Trolley Square Shooter happen, because maybe bringing traumatized kids from Saraejvo war zones into SUBURBAN SALT LAKE CITY is just a little too much cognitive dissonance, amrite?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_Square_shoot...

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Harnesses H... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yes Glenn Beck is a dick, but...

Why isn't Wonkette serving my Jimmy John's ad at this moment? I only order Jimmy John's via Wonkette and I'M STARVING

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sorry Ladies, Super Se... · 1 reply · +27 points

Whoah don't shame the older man for younger woman thing. That's all I've got left at this point.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Breitbart’s Brandon ... · 0 replies · +29 points

WHITE PEOPLE DON'T COMMIT CRIMES ONLY BROWNS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Spanking Lovers Sean H... · 0 replies · +7 points

Ahhh AYSO...come for the ball-kicking, stay for the balls-kicking.

MEMORIES!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Argue Amongst Yourselv... · 2 replies · +11 points

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Buddy Holly and you can stay on my couch fer free!

SERIOUSLY FUCK MIDLAND THOSE PEOPLE SUCK

PS I just realized Lubbock almost has a cock anagram hidden inside it. Another incentive.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - New Pope Already Pissi... · 15 replies · +36 points

Yeah, I can relate to what you're saying. I'm a socialist, a BDSM aficionado, I mentor first-generation college students...and I'm a Mormon.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post Does W... · 0 replies · +19 points

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sponsored! This Proud ... · 9 replies · +14 points

Which one should I lose my virginity to, though?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Comedian Stev... · 0 replies · +8 points

Quick! Get him a job at the SEC!