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Wonkette : Supreme Court Will Totally Decide Lying Anti-Abortion Group Has Constitutional Right To Lie

Wed, 15 Jan 2014 20:58:52 +0000

Hey, just get the FCC involved somehow! Fox took care of that one in '03--- Search terms: Akre v Fox 1st amendment right to lie Project Censored #11 in '05......

Wonkette : Today In New York Post Journalism: Woman Has Gross Cellulite

Mon, 29 Jul 2013 23:59:42 +0000

I know it's not possible on the time/space continuum as we know it, but she's as if Backwards B Girl and James O'Keefe mated or somesuch.

Wonkette : Texas Sen. Bob Deuell Knows How Babby Is Formed: Only By 'Accurate Intercourse'

Wed, 26 Jun 2013 15:08:49 +0000

I would like to sign up for your newsletter.

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann's God Is One Weird Fella

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:49 +0000

Meesh is running commercials right now in MN paid for by Bachmann for Congress. The usual O-Care drivel. FABULOUS black silk suit, thanks for asking.

Wonkette : ALEC Is Meeting In Oklahoma City; What Should Commie Mom Put On Her Protest Sign?

Thu, 2 May 2013 19:56:28 +0000

FUCK THESE GUYS (arrows optional)

Wonkette : Another Carl Hiaasen Character Escapes Into Reality, Guns Blazing, In Foiled Walmart Scooter Getaway

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:36:28 +0000

I wonder if the Walmart guy had any medical........oh, never mind, I'm sure his extravagant pay from said establishment will cover all the medical costs......

Wonkette : Oh Whoops, Add 'Assaulted A Stewardess' To Charges Against Rand Paul's Drunky Underage Son (Updated!

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:59:20 +0000

It'll be interesting to see what happens here. True story, I'm a stew over 25 years. In '02, a drunk 20 yr old body slammed me into the lav door on ascent and we turned the plane around, landed at home base, FBI interview and back on the plane to do the Vegas turnaround. The kid got a 5 figure fine and 9 months in the federal pen. Wonder what the son of a senator will get?

Wonkette : Pawlenty Campaign, Minnesota Going Up In Flames As Shutdown Continues

Wed, 6 Jul 2011 23:41:39 +0000

I've got schadenfreude frothing all over my hysterical giggling that MichelleEffingBachmann is out-trucknutzing TPaw, media-wise. First, the GOPee screws him back in the day and he has to switch his plans to run for Senate with NahmColeman, runs for Gov instead and he "norquists" all over the place trying to ruin MN because they've promised him his run for Pres. And now, he can't get decent coverage and Meesh could be at least the Veep Nom. Where's your god now, Timmeh! Excuse me while I break for further hysterical giggling.

Wonkette : Hope And Change 2012: Ron Paul Blimp Maybe Coming Out of Storage

Wed, 6 Jul 2011 13:13:40 +0000

Who revered a serial killer as her freedum icon. It's a circle of life thing.

Wonkette : Remaining Gingrich Staffers Have Also Quit Now, Too

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:00:38 +0000

See this is my thinking.....with Meesh as Natasha and any-other-random-(R)-dooshbag as Boris. The hair fits (R)Perry, tho.

Wonkette : Michele Bachmann Nearly Eaten By Lesbians In 2005

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 01:03:42 +0000

And I hope some of the kids on the interwebs can dig some ah dem der up. Pix of Meesh crouching in the Bushes at the Capitol are out there.

Wonkette : Q & A With Ken Layne On His Book ‘Dignity’

Thu, 9 Jun 2011 18:55:40 +0000

I doubt you're still/ever reading this, but: 1. I love your voice, Ken Layne 2. Please keep writing. 3. Thank you 4. See 1. and 2.

Wonkette : Bin Laden Corpse Honeymoon Over, America Now Back To Hating Obama

Tue, 7 Jun 2011 15:48:47 +0000

Sy Hersch says the 'bomb Iran' crowd is ginning up again. So there's yer War Bump right there. That outa get bubba on board.

Wonkette : Anthony Weiner Twit-Pic-Dick Scandal Ends In Tears, Dick Jokes

Mon, 6 Jun 2011 23:52:53 +0000

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." Elaine Benes

Wonkette : Crying Anthony Weiner Sez He Sent Ladies Pix of His Weiner

Mon, 6 Jun 2011 22:59:23 +0000

"Congressman Weiner, Larry Flint on line one."

Wonkette : Arnold Aide Says Governator Always Brought Lusty Ladies To Hotel

Thu, 26 May 2011 16:57:53 +0000

"Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee." Rainer Wolfcastle

Wonkette : Royal Wedding News Watch: Internet Full of Scary Crime

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 16:57:45 +0000

I do believe the Wonkette Blingee Reference file just went bah-nanas!!

Wonkette : Wisconsin Wingnut-Justice Ahead After 14,000 Votes Magically Appear

Fri, 8 Apr 2011 16:38:11 +0000

Oh, Karl Rove's IT guy did it "for the babies", apparently. He's dead now. Hello, Kathy?

Wonkette : Richest 1% Should Prepare For U.S. Revolution, Says ... Vanity Fair

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 15:11:29 +0000

Eat the Rich!

Wonkette : MN State Senator: Integration 'Ruined' Minneapolis But He Still Likes Blacks

Sat, 2 Apr 2011 01:06:11 +0000

No kidding. It's turning into a hellscape. Canada City, give me a job! St. Senate Majority Leader Koch isn't above putting some extra cash into the budget for her district. No cutting there. http://thecuckingstool.blogspot.com/2011/03/koch-...