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Wonkette : Donald Trump Will Sue The Sh*t Out Of You, All Of You, Everywhere, Shut Up Is Why

Wed, 14 Jan 2015 15:57:22 +0000

Donald Trump complains about someone else's noise pollution. Sure, why not?

Wonkette : Ben Carson Shilled Scam AIDS And Cancer Cures For 10 Years, Will Be Your Next President Obvs

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 03:25:21 +0000

Maybe closer to Dr. Leo Spaceman.

Wonkette : Some Of Scott Walker's Best Friends Are Women

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:49:43 +0000

She does look fresh from the programming chamber.

Wonkette : Some Of Scott Walker's Best Friends Are Women

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:46:24 +0000

Walker? I just met her!

Wonkette : Some Of Scott Walker's Best Friends Are Women

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:45:43 +0000

She has the scariest case of Stepford eyes I've ever seen.

Wonkette : Cool Conserva-Ladies: Stop Pretending You Got Roofied, You Ignorant Slut

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 00:17:23 +0000

Every hour on the hour at the AEI.

Wonkette : Derp Roundup: Yes, Stevie Wonder Truthers Are A Thing

Sat, 4 Oct 2014 21:03:20 +0000

Potatoe. FTFY

Wonkette : Republicans: We Are Human And We Need To Be Loved

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 22:26:28 +0000

It's almost like making this video proves they haven't achieved sentience.

Wonkette : Republicans: We Are Human And We Need To Be Loved

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 22:18:33 +0000

Get outta here with that Commie talk. Like many a Republican, the corporation --> people track only goes one way.

Wonkette : Republicans: We Are Human And We Need To Be Loved

Wed, 24 Sep 2014 22:09:10 +0000

They may be people, but they're the kind of people who use Hallmark handwriting when they mention the roles women play (in the family, of course, where else?).

Wonkette : Now Michelle Obama Has Stolen All The Pop-Tarts

Tue, 9 Sep 2014 16:27:42 +0000

The Onion covered this sad situation years ago: http://tinyurl.com/o3wq9cw

Wonkette : A Snark-Free Welcome to Captain Ron Johnson, New King of Ferguson

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 17:18:46 +0000

As a Wisconsin resident, I'm glad to see that there is one Ron Johnson in this world who is good at his job and is making the world better. Unlike a certain waste-of-space senator I could mention.

Wonkette : Men With Guns All Freaked Out By Topless Counter-Protesters' Dirtypillows

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 18:27:58 +0000

Just today?

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Books With The Accuracy Of A Florida Election

Sun, 20 Jul 2014 17:30:28 +0000

Fundies had succeeded in normalizing their behavior to a large segment of the American people. Doing so allowed them to present legislative favors as simply their “rights.” Attempts to redefine marriage as between one man and one woman was such an effort, which activists likened to the African American civil rights movement. FTFY

Wonkette : HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople

Thu, 17 Jul 2014 20:35:16 +0000

Can we still get a horrible catalog model backstory once in a while? Those really made my day/year. How much time can it take to work on a book anyhow?

Wonkette : Derp Roundup: Thanks For Keeping America Free, Ted Nugent!

Sat, 5 Jul 2014 18:20:06 +0000

"where the Open Carry gun-humpers will finally feel safe to come [in] out of the cold" Never was there a truer Freudian slip.

Wonkette : Be A Fashion Do With This Sexy Stylish Ayn Randian Teabag-Wear From Sears!

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 21:09:24 +0000

For some reason, it seems perfect that it's sleeveless.

Wonkette : Be A Fashion Do With This Sexy Stylish Ayn Randian Teabag-Wear From Sears!

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 21:08:47 +0000

All of your communist are belong to us.

Wonkette : Be A Fashion Do With This Sexy Stylish Ayn Randian Teabag-Wear From Sears!

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 21:03:26 +0000

Surprisingly, no one has left a review of this shirt yet, even though Sears, unlike Wonkette, allows comments.

Wonkette : Dick And Liz Cheney Wax Nostalgic About How Great War Was When They Ran Things

Wed, 18 Jun 2014 14:35:12 +0000

If I ran the zoo...Oh, wait, I did run the zoo and now everyone's dead. The end. Seriously--Cheney is saying someone else is running on pure fantasy when it comes to Iraq?