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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Acts Like... · 0 replies · +4 points

Meanwhile, Trump Resorts announced their replacement for Glenfiddich: http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Acts Like... · 1 reply · +15 points

Goddamn right! And its off to the hootcheteria for a fifth of Glenfiddich!

Trump is a jackass, but a useful jackass!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - ‘The Atlantic’ Fin... · 0 replies · +1 points

Cat turds!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Biographer Lady Reveal... · 0 replies · +10 points

Sounds like an open relationship! I wonder if there was a bit of 3-way going down here. When is the sex tape?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney's World: With T... · 0 replies · +1 points

"The Gitmo Express"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney's World: With T... · 0 replies · +9 points

"The City of Broken Dreams"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Tampa Strip Clubs To B... · 0 replies · +4 points

The reason the 08 MSP convention went bad for the titty bar owners was that they ignored the core.

I'll leave it to Electric Six's Dick Valentine to explain why:

"Boy, I wanna take you a gay bar, take you to a gay bar, a gay bar, gay bar. Boy, I want to spend all your money, let me spend all your money, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Boy, I wanna start a nuclear war, I wanna start a nuclear war, at the gay bar, gay bar..... "

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Two's a Trend: Second ... · 1 reply · +4 points

I don't know, guys, but sitting there, tapping on my iPad when the captain comes out and goes bat-shit crazy. That has the scare factor that the skydive scene that was in the great, 1990s movie, "Point Break".

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Arlen Specter Has Cree... · 1 reply · +10 points

“Still, she [Sarah Palin] was a total charmer, very friendly. The few things she said were intelligent. We were sitting virtually knee to knee in the cramped bus, and she radiated sensuality. Her skirt rode above her knees — not exactly short, but close.

Then she reached down, between her legs, and eased the seat back. As her skirt rose up, the view of her thong peaked through her sheer panty hose. Almost on command my daily dose of Cialis kicked in and my little buddy "Arlie" started to rise up......."

12 years ago @ Wonkette - FLOTUS Visits Late Sho... · 0 replies · +7 points

No snark. Michelle is awesome!

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