Now the question is. Do I upvote the first post to +50? Or just sit tight?

You're getting downvoted so much since a bunch of self-righteous ponies feel it necessary to downvote the "first" comment to a post regardless of content. Not that the thumbs mean anything anyway. I wouldn't worry about it, a moderator will probably just delete your post in a little bit.

Also, How you doing Sethisto! Can you unban from the comment section? I really have no idea what I did to deserve those bans.