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Wonkette : Fox Solves All Your Selfie Problems, Alaska Is REALLY Weird, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Wed, 3 Sep 2014 13:37:27 +0000

I pick today to come back to Wonkette after a long unavoidable absence and am greeted with a nearly naked selfie of Geraldo? Thanks Trix, I'm going to go throw up now.

Wonkette : It Is Time For Us All To Stop Making Fun Of Monica Lewinsky, By Monica Lewinsky

Wed, 7 May 2014 12:45:56 +0000

I'm sure the timing of this article is just a coincidence...

Wonkette : Attorney General Eric Holder Continues War Of Wits With Unarmed Louie Gohmert

Thu, 10 Apr 2014 17:29:38 +0000

ain't that the truth...

Wonkette : Hero Georgia Cop Ready To Shoot Black Kids Building Treehouse, As Thugs Sometimes Do

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 19:58:27 +0000

I'm not surprised this happened but I"m flabbergasted he didn't actually shoot the kid. <heavy sigh>

Wonkette : Salon And Patton Oswalt: You've Been TWITCH-SLAPPED!

Fri, 28 Mar 2014 23:27:53 +0000

So I pick today to come back to Wonkette and the first thing I get to read is this ish? Healthcare Statistics doesn't seem so bad right now...

Wonkette : Wingnut Blog Reveals Michelle Obama Totally A Dude, With Science!

Sat, 15 Mar 2014 03:11:32 +0000

Inserts the obligatory "pics or it didn't happen" post...

Wonkette : Georgia Governor Has Genius Plan To Save Money: Don't Let Poors Go To The Emergency Room

Fri, 28 Feb 2014 04:47:04 +0000

Seeing as how the other GOP governors are either back on their meds or about to do 5-10 at Club Fed, it's ole Nathan's time in the "Republican Asshattery Spotlight."

Wonkette : Watch Seth Meyers And Amy Poehler Drool All Over Old Handsome Joe Biden, Just Like Any Of Us Would (

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 15:58:12 +0000

He gets to go home to Dr. Jill every night, you're damn right he's happy.

Wonkette : How To Stop Being Such A Dumb Slut And Get Your Hooks Into A Man, By A Lady (And The Duggars)

Sat, 15 Feb 2014 01:45:08 +0000

This has to be satire right....Sweet Jeebus...

Wonkette : Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are

Sat, 15 Feb 2014 00:03:16 +0000

Their mothers must be so proud...

Wonkette : NFL Prospect Michael Sam Comes Out, Brave Anonymous NFL Executives Clutch Pearls

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 17:37:50 +0000

20 bucks says he ends up with the Steelers. Mike Tomlin and Dick LeBeau won't give a shit and first time this kid sacks Tom Brady, neither will the fans.

Wonkette : Allen West Will Be Haunted By The Horror Of The Coca-Cola Superbowl Ad For The Rest Of His Life

Mon, 3 Feb 2014 18:32:42 +0000

Like others in this thread, my first thought uponst viewing was "Cue the wingnut outrage in 3...2...1..." BTW - Uncle of MozakiBlocks was at Coke for years and was part of the team which came up with arguably the greatest Super Bowl ad ever - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xffOCZYX6F8 Somewhere today, he's laughing his ass off at Allen West.

Wonkette : MSNBC Goes To Free Speech Jail For Pointing Out Racist People Are Racist

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 22:40:30 +0000

That ad made my ovaries flip over and beg to be rubbed on their tummies. And the RNC can go fornicate themselves...

Wonkette : A Slightly More Sober Discussion Of President Obama's State Of The Union Awesomeness

Wed, 29 Jan 2014 20:11:37 +0000

That was about 16 different kinds of awesome.

Wonkette : Michelle Obama Will Cram Gay Sportsball Player Down America's Throat During State Of The Union

Mon, 27 Jan 2014 17:16:16 +0000

Ok, now Barry and Michelle are just flat out trolling the right wingers. Good on 'em.

Wonkette : Want To Ditch Mitch And Send Alison Lundergan Grimes To The Senate? Of Course You Do

Tue, 21 Jan 2014 14:25:12 +0000

The beautiful state of my birth now has a chance to make up for sending Paul the lesser to the Senate. Go 'Cats!

Wonkette : WND's Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama's Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler's Death Certificate

Mon, 6 Jan 2014 22:47:31 +0000

Hitler's Bunker was filled in with concrete and paved over by German officials so as not to be a "shrine" for Neo Nazis. However, the Berlin Holocaust Memorial is essentially on the next city block and is eerily quiet for being in the middle of a busy city. Seems fitting

Wonkette : WND's Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama's Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler's Death Certificate

Mon, 6 Jan 2014 22:33:28 +0000

I've Hurt(gen) myself laughing at that and now I'm Aachen. History major FTW!

Wonkette : What If Aaron Schock Really Is Straight?

Mon, 6 Jan 2014 21:53:06 +0000

True that.

Wonkette : Breaking Wonkette Exclusive: Guess The Most Bestest Blog Of The Year (It Is Wonkette, Duh)

Wed, 1 Jan 2014 13:22:08 +0000

I haven't been able to come and play on this site much lately due to that thing we call "real life" but I loves me teh Wonketters. Fair winds and following seas or seamen if you prefer in 2014...