We don't have 7-11s here. Scotchman or GTFO!
Games of chance are strictly forbidden by Deuteronomy 7
So that's why he's pushing for a slight decrease in the payroll tax. It all makes sense now! I don't get his "No Rectal Probe Left Behind" initiative though.
I was a pot smoker with impaired judgment
But now I'm normal and believe in supply side economics and think global warming is a hoax, like normal people.
dress your kids as British imperial heroes
You know, the guys Barack Obama stabbed with the bone in his nose when he was a kid.
Why don't they just come out and say, "This menu takes it in the ass!" like they want to?
Messing with a Wikipedia page? The wingnuts have finally figured out how to troll the internet! Look out 2005! Next they're going to run around Barnes and Noble yelling, "Dumbledore dies!"
I'm surprised something that came from hell would burn so easily.
You can't expect to be taken seriously as a meaningful protester in the 2000's without a hover-round.
That explains the "People of Tunisia, Before you vote, pay all your parking tickets!" flyers that have been showing up around Tunis.