en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5499768 Comments by Schmevolution. http://wonkette.com/554991/iraqi-jerks-will-cut-off-your-clitoris-for-whatever-the-islamic-version-of-jesus-is#IDComment857569292 Time to infect the Iraqi women with the dreaded vagina dentata virus and wait for the heads to roll. Thu, 24 Jul 2014 20:23:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554991/iraqi-jerks-will-cut-off-your-clitoris-for-whatever-the-islamic-version-of-jesus-is#IDComment857569292 http://wonkette.com/554886/cheery-operation-save-america-folks-stage-fun-times-open-casket-wake-for-aborted-fetus#IDComment857160202 The MEAN shall inherit the earth. I can't believe that typo hasn't been corrected after all these years. Wed, 23 Jul 2014 17:53:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554886/cheery-operation-save-america-folks-stage-fun-times-open-casket-wake-for-aborted-fetus#IDComment857160202 http://wonkette.com/554898/sarah-palin-on-speed-blames-sammy-hagar-because-personal-responsibility#IDComment857123448 The Shrillbilly's favorite: "Take This Job And Shove It"? Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:20:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554898/sarah-palin-on-speed-blames-sammy-hagar-because-personal-responsibility#IDComment857123448 http://wonkette.com/553444/you-will-never-believe-this-you-guys-but-chris-mcdaniel-supporters-might-be-racist#IDComment849988252 After having my ears tortured by Republican soundboarding (wailing, gnashing of teeth, crying, screaming, and throwing fits) for the last five years, I'm inclined to agree with you. And making their soundboards out of the chalkboard stuff with the accompanying screeching chalk noises - well, they just really went too far this time. Thu, 3 Jul 2014 16:18:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553444/you-will-never-believe-this-you-guys-but-chris-mcdaniel-supporters-might-be-racist#IDComment849988252 http://wonkette.com/553444/you-will-never-believe-this-you-guys-but-chris-mcdaniel-supporters-might-be-racist#IDComment849983844 McDaniel: "Maybe we could build a really large badger." Thu, 3 Jul 2014 16:02:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553444/you-will-never-believe-this-you-guys-but-chris-mcdaniel-supporters-might-be-racist#IDComment849983844 http://wonkette.com/553017/michigan-republican-confesses-public-masturbation-fetish-hopes-to-beat-off-competition#IDComment847809202 He said he'd stop jerking off when he has to start wearing glasses. Fri, 27 Jun 2014 18:42:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553017/michigan-republican-confesses-public-masturbation-fetish-hopes-to-beat-off-competition#IDComment847809202 http://wonkette.com/553017/michigan-republican-confesses-public-masturbation-fetish-hopes-to-beat-off-competition#IDComment847806580 After his Michigan success, he's well on his way to the U. S. House of Representatives, where he'll fit right in because the Repubs have been jagging off since 2009. Fri, 27 Jun 2014 18:33:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553017/michigan-republican-confesses-public-masturbation-fetish-hopes-to-beat-off-competition#IDComment847806580 http://wonkette.com/552526/mississippi-teabaggers-will-be-on-lookout-for-scary-negro-voters-in-primary-runoff#IDComment846289227 I hope all the black voters wear black berets to scare the bejeesus out of those baggers. The yahooligans are still complaining about the two scary black men standing outside the polls in Philly. PS: leave the hoodies home. Mon, 23 Jun 2014 19:41:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/552526/mississippi-teabaggers-will-be-on-lookout-for-scary-negro-voters-in-primary-runoff#IDComment846289227 http://wonkette.com/552217/alabama-a-g-wants-to-outlaw-consensual-butt-sechs-because-rape-or-something#IDComment844831704 But, ....but....where will newborn Republicans come from now? Is this yet another case of someone voting against his own self-interest? Thu, 19 Jun 2014 21:55:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/552217/alabama-a-g-wants-to-outlaw-consensual-butt-sechs-because-rape-or-something#IDComment844831704 http://wonkette.com/546276/virginia-candidate-abortion-disability#IDComment816504307 New family values motto: The family that plays together, stays together? Sick bastid! Fri, 11 Apr 2014 20:06:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/546276/virginia-candidate-abortion-disability#IDComment816504307 http://wonkette.com/545968/jon-stewart-on-the-bush-torture-program-cheney-lies-rumsfeld-denies-bush-make-pretty-pictures#IDComment815317857 When asked about Dick Cheney, Satan said he wasn't sure he could handle the competition. Tue, 8 Apr 2014 16:03:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545968/jon-stewart-on-the-bush-torture-program-cheney-lies-rumsfeld-denies-bush-make-pretty-pictures#IDComment815317857 http://wonkette.com/545968/jon-stewart-on-the-bush-torture-program-cheney-lies-rumsfeld-denies-bush-make-pretty-pictures#IDComment815317477 Donor remorse in the afterlife: "Instead of giving my heart to Dick Cheney, I wish my family would have cooked it up and served it to the dog." Tue, 8 Apr 2014 16:02:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545968/jon-stewart-on-the-bush-torture-program-cheney-lies-rumsfeld-denies-bush-make-pretty-pictures#IDComment815317477 http://wonkette.com/545939/wannabe-congresscritter-will-go-to-washington-to-stop-evolution-being-shoved-down-childrens-throats#IDComment815065335 He left my question unanswered and now I'm trying to figure out how someone would be able to ride a Stegosaurus. Nobody in Bedrock had one, so now I haz a confused. Mon, 7 Apr 2014 22:17:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545939/wannabe-congresscritter-will-go-to-washington-to-stop-evolution-being-shoved-down-childrens-throats#IDComment815065335 http://wonkette.com/543897/michele-bachmann-will-teach-these-oxford-dummies-a-thing-or-two-about-how-to-debate#IDComment804662441 The distinction between "real" news and Onion News gets more blurry every day. Wed, 12 Mar 2014 18:43:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543897/michele-bachmann-will-teach-these-oxford-dummies-a-thing-or-two-about-how-to-debate#IDComment804662441 http://wonkette.com/542961/sundays-with-the-christianists-american-history-textbooks-for-homeschoolers-whose-father-knows-best#IDComment800344579 He choked on someone else's vomit, if I recall. Mon, 3 Mar 2014 01:37:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542961/sundays-with-the-christianists-american-history-textbooks-for-homeschoolers-whose-father-knows-best#IDComment800344579 http://wonkette.com/542955/dc-tea-partiers-exercise-free-speech-assembly-rights-protest-government-tyranny#IDComment799940100 The teagag party is 5 years old? It seems they were in the "terrible two's" phase since the beginning. Sat, 1 Mar 2014 20:20:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/542955/dc-tea-partiers-exercise-free-speech-assembly-rights-protest-government-tyranny#IDComment799940100 http://wonkette.com/541472/rand-paul-wants-dems-to-give-back-all-their-filthy-bill-clinton-sex-money#IDComment792671104 It's so cold the flashers are only describing themselves. Fri, 7 Feb 2014 18:18:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541472/rand-paul-wants-dems-to-give-back-all-their-filthy-bill-clinton-sex-money#IDComment792671104 http://wonkette.com/526685/donald-trumps-university-kind-of-scammy-believe-it-or-not#IDComment708019517 Shut the fuck up, Donnie. Mon, 26 Aug 2013 16:15:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/526685/donald-trumps-university-kind-of-scammy-believe-it-or-not#IDComment708019517 http://wonkette.com/524874/here-is-your-al-qaeda-conference-call-bingo-card-for-freedom-and-jihad#IDComment695620784 A "Made in Yemen" blow-up doll? Wed, 7 Aug 2013 17:06:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/524874/here-is-your-al-qaeda-conference-call-bingo-card-for-freedom-and-jihad#IDComment695620784 http://wonkette.com/523749/friday-nice-time-in-brazil-new-pope-calls-for-rich-to-stop-being-dicks-to-poors#IDComment687722542 The King of Bling should have no trouble putting together the fanciest yard sale of all time. Fri, 26 Jul 2013 16:46:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/523749/friday-nice-time-in-brazil-new-pope-calls-for-rich-to-stop-being-dicks-to-poors#IDComment687722542