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Wonkette : Analogy Fail: Republican Rep. Compares Shutdown Fight To Gettysburg

Mon, 7 Oct 2013 21:54:39 +0000

"This isn’t exactly the fight I think Republicans wanted to have" Gravely-voiced Commissioner Gordon: but it's the fight you fucking deserve

Wonkette : Government Shutdown Leaves Sad Klansmen Unable To Desecrate Gettysburg Battlefield

Wed, 2 Oct 2013 16:35:59 +0000

/early 2013, 8 PM Colleague: burnin' the midnight oil, eko? Mr. Eko: just doin' what needs to be done Colleague: just sayin' man, this ain't like the private sector. Overtime in the government isn't as liberal as it is in consulting firms. Mr. Eko: Don't care. Just happy to be here and not have to worry about some mouthbreathing ingrate at the top cut me loose because they're too inept to understand the importance of what I do. Colleague: Um... Mr. Eko: what? /September 30 Mr. Eko: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wonkette : Court To Cook County Attorney: No More Creeping On Teenagers, Please

Fri, 7 Dec 2012 18:53:44 +0000

Oh! To live with mine bonnie lass down under! Where our days shall be filled with joy and wonder! But we won't last til prom ; I divulged all to your mom, And soon the state shall rend us asunder.

Wonkette : Jan Brewer Is Your New Mark Sanford Of Unexplained Weird (Sex?) Trips

Tue, 4 Dec 2012 23:37:42 +0000

Fools! She's just driving the suicide vest maker to the safehouse, but snapping his neck cuz he fled! /Homeland'd

Wonkette : Mike Lee (R-Grover Norquist) Has Your Back, Poors

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:28:04 +0000

Before the cool done run out i'll be giving it my bestest And nothin's gonna stop me but divine intervention But if you reject me, you're a man hating lesbian So, I won't hesitate, no more - Jason MRAz

Wonkette : Mike Lee (R-Grover Norquist) Has Your Back, Poors

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:22:16 +0000

hand my testicles over to Marlo Whoa. I totally missed that episode of The Wire.

Wonkette : Live Blooging The Last Death Rattle Of Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 23:36:40 +0000

If this ever reaches anyone - in an life-imitates-life-lessons kinda thing - fucking with the Brazilians last week has given my account the herp. It's not an all consuming herp, mind you, in fact sometimes it's not a problem during the day hours, but at night I am always finding myself deleted by the admin. I just wanted to have a little fun on a Saturday night.

Wonkette : Live Blooging The Last Death Rattle Of Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 23:31:47 +0000

So the Tigers are 2 outs away from sweeping the Yankees. Are you saying this debate thing is supposed to be a bigger blowout?

Wonkette : Lazy Slut Who Did No Work Dinesh D’Souza ‘Resigns’ From Million Dollar Christian College Prez

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 20:37:24 +0000

D’Souza became a non-presence on the college’s official Facebook page throughout 2012 Yeah! That'll show wait what? /at Berkeley they impeach via Pinterest

Wonkette : America, Meet Your Newest Presidential Assassin: Candy Crowley

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:09:10 +0000

Candy would have tuck-rolled the landing and wouldn't have broken her leg. This makes her deft move even more epic.

Wonkette : Maria Bartiromo: Obama Was Too Mean To Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit And So He Quit

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:07:30 +0000

I heard he was quitting to focus more on his own brand of Yoga.

Wonkette : Why Won’t Feminists Stop Destroying Marriage, Asks Dinesh D’Souza’s Extra Fiancée

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:36:13 +0000

I can't wait for 2013: Dixie Brubaker's House, Car, and Alimony

Wonkette : Dishwatergate: Paul Ryan Dishwashing Scandal Worse Than Ever Imagined

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 05:03:13 +0000

When I washed the poors' already-done dishes, they called me an opportunist. When I asked why we couldn't eliminate this operation's tax deductions, they called me an asshole.

Wonkette : Which Of These Election-Themed Cabbage Patch Dolls Will Murder You In Your Sleep?

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 15:47:11 +0000

Well, they got Joe's plugs down pretty well.

Wonkette : Bankers, Please Feel Free To Stab Any Cab Driver You Wish

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 04:21:16 +0000

NO! NO! NO!

Wonkette : Bankers, Please Feel Free To Stab Any Cab Driver You Wish

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 04:19:48 +0000

/surveys scene /one eyebrow raise /both eyebrows raise Lionel Messi, best in the world!

Wonkette : Five Shockingly Living People Who Endorsed Mitt Romney

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:55:06 +0000

6. A Rod - 1%er. Subsists entirely on an alleged greatness from a vague time past. Latest man to lose his job and blame Obama. /C'mon McLouth, let's get some runs.

Wonkette : Fall In Love With Old Handsome Joe Biden All Over Again

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:53:58 +0000

House and Senate. I'm an old-fashioned, one-site kinda guy.

Wonkette : Fall In Love With Old Handsome Joe Biden All Over Again

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:49:24 +0000

Still hunting. The not-a-fuckup Missus Eko landed a swanky fellowship here in DC for a few months and could walk into most jobs in the city when she finishes. So we're in DC through Dec.

Wonkette : Fall In Love With Old Handsome Joe Biden All Over Again

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:29:38 +0000

they're not gonna let me be a filibuster proxy? Fuck this... /shreds resume