en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2435236 Comments by MissusBarry http://wonkette.com/574653/idiot-anti-vaxxers-cant-believe-people-are-so-vicious-about-them-being-idiots#IDComment947230045 I seriously need to talk to my doctor about whether I need booster shots for any of the plagues of old circulating. Mon, 2 Feb 2015 15:55:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574653/idiot-anti-vaxxers-cant-believe-people-are-so-vicious-about-them-being-idiots#IDComment947230045 http://wonkette.com/573557/here-are-some-other-illegal-things-congress-should-vote-to-make-illegal#IDComment944161952 All the illegal brownz should be more illegal, also, too. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:25:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573557/here-are-some-other-illegal-things-congress-should-vote-to-make-illegal#IDComment944161952 http://wonkette.com/573642/target-screws-fired-canadian-workers-ceo-only-gets-61-million#IDComment944155811 For a bleeding heart librul, my chest cavity is empty of empathy for that guy. I need to find a job that better compensates me for abysmal performance. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 18:59:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573642/target-screws-fired-canadian-workers-ceo-only-gets-61-million#IDComment944155811 http://wonkette.com/573538/lindsey-graham-finding-it-difficult-to-separate-good-girls-from-lying-sluts-would-appreciate-suggestions#IDComment944144792 Catch 23, there. Volunteer = consent. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 18:15:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573538/lindsey-graham-finding-it-difficult-to-separate-good-girls-from-lying-sluts-would-appreciate-suggestions#IDComment944144792 http://wonkette.com/526147/radio-wingnut-kevin-swanson-warns-boy-scouts-want-to-cannibalize-your-sodomy-badges#IDComment703591011 Dear Kevin and the rest of the theist wackadoos, the buttsecks is not limited to the gheys. Seriously, watch some straight porn, for a change...it'll drop some carnal knowledge on you. Tue, 20 Aug 2013 15:40:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/526147/radio-wingnut-kevin-swanson-warns-boy-scouts-want-to-cannibalize-your-sodomy-badges#IDComment703591011 http://wonkette.com/526144/ancient-north-carolina-lady-resigns-senate-to-personally-register-every-voter-herself#IDComment703526846 Hate to see a good one leave office, even if the office held is in a political cesspool, but give 'em hell, Ellie. Tue, 20 Aug 2013 13:57:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/526144/ancient-north-carolina-lady-resigns-senate-to-personally-register-every-voter-herself#IDComment703526846 http://wonkette.com/526074/anti-abortion-plan-funded-by-fracking-billionaire-about-as-ethical-as-youd-expect#IDComment702995811 So, lawyers should try to find minors sealed medical records to sue abortion providers because all the teen non-moms were victims of pedophiles? Typing that made my eyes bleed. Me thinks it more likely that these doe-eyed females were victims of adolescent Texans and never had a proper sex ed class. Unplanned pregnancies happen when you believe things like "you can't get pregnant if it's a full moon." Of course, I don't know, I came of age in a blue state during the Clinton administration and had the full low-down on condoms, hormonal birth control, dental dams (yep, only place I've ever actually seen one was in my public school) starting in 5th grade. Mon, 19 Aug 2013 20:44:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/526074/anti-abortion-plan-funded-by-fracking-billionaire-about-as-ethical-as-youd-expect#IDComment702995811 http://wonkette.com/489253/terrifying-numbers-wizard-nate-silver-predicts-electoral-college-future-elections-to-be-replaced-by-math#IDComment483240029 Somewhere in between a landslide and a recount. Wed, 7 Nov 2012 16:51:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489253/terrifying-numbers-wizard-nate-silver-predicts-electoral-college-future-elections-to-be-replaced-by-math#IDComment483240029 http://wonkette.com/488844/cheers-for-this-illinois-lady-who-voted-on-her-way-to-give-birth#IDComment482452842 ♫ ...dress in black and read Camus, smoke clove cigarettes and drink Vermouth... ♫ Tue, 6 Nov 2012 21:55:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488844/cheers-for-this-illinois-lady-who-voted-on-her-way-to-give-birth#IDComment482452842 http://wonkette.com/488793/wichita-ponders-great-question-of-our-time-water-flouridation#IDComment482406345 I do miss the blingees. Tue, 6 Nov 2012 20:50:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488793/wichita-ponders-great-question-of-our-time-water-flouridation#IDComment482406345 http://wonkette.com/488826/oh-right-we-have-just-now-decided-to-have-a-los-angeles-election-night-party#IDComment482361984 I'd certainly be interested in knowing about any such gathering. I've been seduced into attending a party in *barf* Georgetown, but I suspect it'll be a shit show...either in wait to get a drink, or political leanings, or both. Tue, 6 Nov 2012 20:02:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488826/oh-right-we-have-just-now-decided-to-have-a-los-angeles-election-night-party#IDComment482361984 http://wonkette.com/488750/noted-historian-sarah-palin-thinks-barack-obama-is-just-like-robespierre-if-she-knew-who-robespierre-was#IDComment482187738 I sat through this unbearably long clip, in the name of research, for you...they really only only had the side by side when he was talking and took him off camera when she was actually talking. Probably for this very reason. His expression was basically unchanged throughout his camera time. Tue, 6 Nov 2012 16:10:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488750/noted-historian-sarah-palin-thinks-barack-obama-is-just-like-robespierre-if-she-knew-who-robespierre-was#IDComment482187738 http://wonkette.com/488748/fox-friends-new-black-panthers-back-and-intimidating-voters-by-holding-door-open-for-old-white-ladies#IDComment482144266 There are only two appropriate reactions to somebody opening a door for you: abject terror or feminazi rant. Tue, 6 Nov 2012 15:10:55 +0000 http://wonkette.com/488748/fox-friends-new-black-panthers-back-and-intimidating-voters-by-holding-door-open-for-old-white-ladies#IDComment482144266 http://wonkette.com/487612/oregon-man-protesting-to-save-gods-precious-rape-babies-stabs-other-man-seven-times#IDComment471757097 Thankfully, I think he spends more time updating his artwork than being out and about...seriously, he's totes up on current events with dat der Beverly Hillbilly Anti-abortion-mobile. I dutifully resist the urge to slash his tires (with votes) and run him over with his own truck (with votes) because I'm a civilized atheist. Also because I don't want to know what kind of WMDs he has hidden behind all that plywood. Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:55:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/487612/oregon-man-protesting-to-save-gods-precious-rape-babies-stabs-other-man-seven-times#IDComment471757097 http://wonkette.com/483944/mitt-romney-does-not-care-what-you-tell-your-stupid-gaybies#IDComment439530134 Immaculate conception! It's a very jeebusful explanation. Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:27:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483944/mitt-romney-does-not-care-what-you-tell-your-stupid-gaybies#IDComment439530134 http://wonkette.com/483961/poor-fox-friends-forced-to-retract-easily-disprovable-lie#IDComment439437433 Only having one labium would also constitute a scenario in which something went badly wrong. Wed, 12 Sep 2012 16:18:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483961/poor-fox-friends-forced-to-retract-easily-disprovable-lie#IDComment439437433 http://wonkette.com/483900/joe-arpaio-cancels-birtherpalooza-festival-when-no-one-buys-tickets#IDComment439361101 "Constitutional Eligibility Hero"...now that is a title with some gravitas. Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:34:04 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483900/joe-arpaio-cancels-birtherpalooza-festival-when-no-one-buys-tickets#IDComment439361101 http://wonkette.com/483878/a-childrens-treasury-of-your-wonket-in-your-nations-glorious-capitol#IDComment438853990 I'm so distraught that I was dogsitting in bumfuckity Herndon and missed all the sideways glory. Tue, 11 Sep 2012 20:36:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483878/a-childrens-treasury-of-your-wonket-in-your-nations-glorious-capitol#IDComment438853990 http://wonkette.com/483860/fringe-catholic-nut-job-says-michelle-obama-got-hillarys-christmas-tree-decoration-crack-pipes#IDComment438769826 This post is unacceptable. It is motherfucking summer and I do not want to hear any nonsense about Christmas tree ornaments. Crack pipes and butt plugs, though, are always in season. Tue, 11 Sep 2012 18:43:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483860/fringe-catholic-nut-job-says-michelle-obama-got-hillarys-christmas-tree-decoration-crack-pipes#IDComment438769826 http://wonkette.com/483440/a-childrens-treasury-of-random-wackadoodles-standing-outside-the-dnc-plus-victoria-jackson#IDComment435658793 Free market libel! Thu, 6 Sep 2012 19:44:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483440/a-childrens-treasury-of-random-wackadoodles-standing-outside-the-dnc-plus-victoria-jackson#IDComment435658793