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Wonkette : Hot And Saucy Hot Potato Pancakes With Homemade Applesauce

Fri, 28 Nov 2014 23:03:42 +0000

Southern variation...leave off the bread crumbs and fry in bacon fat. Heaven.

Wonkette : Philadelphia Newspaper Sorry About That Racist Photo Caption 'Proofreading Error'

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 23:53:19 +0000

Ah so! Put Honorable Charlie Chan and number one son on case!

Wonkette : Police Officer Learns Not To Share Every Racist Thought He Has About Ferguson

Fri, 22 Aug 2014 13:28:58 +0000

I thought someone had pitched a tear gas grenade in my backyard a few weeks ago, but it was just summer in the Cumberland Basin.

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On Internet Proves Michael Brown Autopsy Is Complete Fraud

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 15:10:03 +0000

Isn't it about time that we upgraded him to Stupidest Man in the Solar System?

Wonkette : Laura Ingraham Explains That Thugs Gonna Thug

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 00:28:39 +0000

Some thug apparently got hold of her eye shadow case and punched her right in the eye with it.

Wonkette : Michael Brown, Hopped Up On Marijuana And Rap Lyrics, Charged Cop Like A Very Stoned Bull

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 21:44:22 +0000

Brown was undoubtedly a thug, because he wrote violent rap lyrics, So, what does that make George R.R. Martin?

Wonkette : Fired Racist Anthony Cumia Going On White Power Radio To Bitch About Black Astronauts

Thu, 7 Aug 2014 23:27:17 +0000

He just makes me tired.

Wonkette : Twitchy Very Sorry For Calling Pelosi 'Jew-Hating Bitch,' Meant To Quote Someone Saying It

Sat, 2 Aug 2014 00:06:54 +0000

David Horowitz is a misogynistic shithead. And you can quote me on that.

Wonkette : CNN Anchor Guy Insults Climate Deniers; Willfully Ignorant F**ksticks Outraged

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 20:36:36 +0000

Everyone talks about the climate, but no one does anything about it.

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Contemplates Political Division With All The Self-Awareness Of Which She Is Capable (No

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 20:14:14 +0000

I will give credit where credit is due. She raises tone deafness to Olympic levels.

Wonkette : Eric Cantor To Congress: Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 20:11:55 +0000

I Cantor miss you, until you actually go away.

Wonkette : Stupidest Men On The Internet: Obama Bringing Africans, Ebola, And Polygamy To America!

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 00:04:56 +0000

The AIDS virus, when asked for a comment, was heard to remark, "Ebola. What a friggin' lightweight."

Wonkette : Gun Fun: Our Responsible Gun Owners Have Been Busy Bees!

Tue, 29 Jul 2014 23:57:31 +0000

Steinmetz needs to learn a little barrel discipline. And if I had a nickel for every time I said that about a guy...

Wonkette : Republican Hack And Plagiarist 'Buzzfeed Benny' Still Has Job, Because Buzzfeed

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 00:42:46 +0000

PLAGIARGHAZI!!1!

Wonkette : Detroit's Spending $5.6 Million To Shut Off Residents' Water. What Else Could They Spend That On?

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 00:22:37 +0000

And just when I had gotten used to having no faith in humanity...

Wonkette : God-Appointed Sheriff Lady Will Bring Down This Government Her Own Self

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 00:19:08 +0000

I prefer to believe Anonymous is smoking too much pot and that these American Spring people don't have the stamina for a real revolution. BTW whoever made that Benghazi sign is clearly a Supernatural fan.

Wonkette : Rand Paul Is Also A Minority And Will Lead His Libertarian People Out of Bondage

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 00:08:53 +0000

Rand Paul is quite content with his dumbass statement, thank you very much.

Wonkette : Philosophy Professor On Dealing With Open-Carry Advocates: Don't Be Here Now

Sat, 26 Jul 2014 00:00:27 +0000

Ah, I see. It's the same reaction to have as when some stranger pulls out his dick and starts carrying it around the restaurant.

Wonkette : Philosophy Professor On Dealing With Open-Carry Advocates: Don't Be Here Now

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:59:26 +0000

Two snaps for YouRube.

Wonkette : Philosophy Professor On Dealing With Open-Carry Advocates: Don't Be Here Now

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:56:03 +0000

Dude.