Florida outlawed smoking indoors, so there will be no cigar-filled rooms at the convention in which to broker a deal. Sarah's plan is a FAIL.
In fairness, Romney scares less shit out of me than the other Republican candidates. Now Newt -- he's a real colon cleanser.
So, Barb, you have a thing for Indian men, do you?
Santorum's ex-girlfriends will have it coming to them in the afterlife.
Santorum and Greeks would involve a lot more hair.
The Supreme Court will certainly approve of gay marriage. After all, 7 of the members are men who wear long dresses to work.
The yellow color of her shirt is apparent and straightforward. By comparison, calling her "good at math girl" is a descriptor that cannot be ascertained from a photo.
Yeah, I don't know about you people, but I don't have $8 billion to spend on an abortion.
The Wonkette-approved plural form of caucus is "caucs."
It appears Las Vegas will once again put its chips on black in 2012.