MildMidwesterner

MildMidwesterner

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452 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Is Plottin... · 2 replies · +24 points

Florida outlawed smoking indoors, so there will be no cigar-filled rooms at the convention in which to broker a deal. Sarah's plan is a FAIL.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney's Google R... · 1 reply · +11 points

In fairness, Romney scares less shit out of me than the other Republican candidates. Now Newt -- he's a real colon cleanser.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney's Google R... · 2 replies · +8 points

So, Barb, you have a thing for Indian men, do you?

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Describe... · 0 replies · +11 points

Santorum's ex-girlfriends will have it coming to them in the afterlife.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Point And Laugh ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Santorum and Greeks would involve a lot more hair.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Appeals Court Mandates... · 5 replies · +21 points

The Supreme Court will certainly approve of gay marriage. After all, 7 of the members are men who wear long dresses to work.

453 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Asian Lady In Pete... · 1 reply · +22 points

The yellow color of her shirt is apparent and straightforward. By comparison, calling her "good at math girl" is a descriptor that cannot be ascertained from a photo.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. John Fleming Shoc... · 0 replies · +33 points

Yeah, I don't know about you people, but I don't have $8 billion to spend on an abortion.

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Actually Did Wo... · 2 replies · +6 points

The Wonkette-approved plural form of caucus is "caucs."

454 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Actually Did Wo... · 0 replies · +13 points

It appears Las Vegas will once again put its chips on black in 2012.