en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/8313533 Comments by Mehmeisterjr http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950788974 Don't worry. She'll quit long before the subscription lapses. Sun, 15 Feb 2015 15:46:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950788974 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950673945 "[sideways moue] Aw boo hoo hoo," Now that's discussion on an adult level! Sun, 15 Feb 2015 04:32:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950673945 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950672678 WSHWMMW? (What Stripper Heels Would Mary Magdalene Wear?) Sun, 15 Feb 2015 04:24:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950672678 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950600474 It would almost be worth it for the confirmation hearings. Can you imagine Elizabeth Warren questioning her? Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:38:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950600474 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950599245 "So we can talk skills and this, that, and the other thing, but we’re not going to have any success until we do work together at that much higher level and shoot our kids because Second Amendment." FIFH Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:31:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950599245 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950598942 Is our PhD's learning? Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:30:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950598942 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950598637 Rocks, however, are commonplace in the Bible Belt. It's what they use to subdue nonbelievers when a firearm ain't handy. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 21:28:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950598637 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950570006 "...we have no idea how her content calendar works. There’s absolutely no rhyme or reason to how much content goes out the door over a given period of time, no consistency to the writing or the production, no overarching messages to be found save for the never-ending list of imagined grievances that animates the Tea Party right." I think that her content calendar is correlated to the available supply of meth, booze and blow. Yeah, yeah, correlation does not imply causation but it is at least a working hypothesis. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:49:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576238/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-moves-lips-about-abortion-lies-ensue-surprise#IDComment950570006 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950564584 When the CEOs of corporations abandon their lucrative posts to teach kids what a business is, who will be running their corporations? Unemployed teachers? Socrates? Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:16:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950564584 http://wonkette.com/576228/all-about-the-dcks-your-florida-roundup#IDComment950564107 In the wake of the Terry Schiavo outrage, many people are signing Living Wills and Do Not Resuscitate Orders. Of course Jeb and the Florida Republicans can't let it go at that. In Florida, your attorney has to use a particular dump truck load of verbiage not to be found in Living Wills in other states, and not any other slightly different verbiage or the whole thing is null and void. OK, you go to your attorney and have these documents prepared at considerable expense. Now, they can let it go, right? No, you have to keep your ear to the ground lest they modify the dump truck load of verbiage and add another dump truck load of verbiage. OK, your lawyer is on the qui vive and makes the required changes (at considerable expense.) Hooray, you're out of the woods! No, not quite, because, thanks to Jeb and Florida Republicans, Florida ALSO requires that you fill out another document which your attorney is forbidden to prepare for you. No, you have to go to your primary care physician for the form. And heaven help you if he gives you the wrong form or if you don't quite fill it out correctly. Also, better be sure that, when you lose consciousness, you don't fall into the hands of a specialist or an ER doctor who doesn't have your form on file. Of course, you can always wake up from your coma just long enough to call your primary care physician and straighten out the confusion. I emphasize the fact that adhering to all of these requirements is time-consuming and expensive. If you don't have the dough to hire a crackerjack lawyer and doctor, your only inexpensive alternate strategy is to jump off the Tampa Skyway Bridge and hope that nobody fishes you out. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 18:13:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576228/all-about-the-dcks-your-florida-roundup#IDComment950564107 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950559785 Yep, 74, soon to be 75. Tremble, ye infidels! Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:51:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950559785 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950556339 I would pay good money to watch a pay-per-view of Brat and Sarah Palin sitting on a rock. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:33:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950556339 http://wonkette.com/576143/best-justice-ever-ruth-bader-ginsburg-may-have-been-slightly-drunk-at-sotu-address#IDComment950415012 I've been drunk on my ass for every SOTUA for more than 40 years, so cut her a break. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 05:36:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576143/best-justice-ever-ruth-bader-ginsburg-may-have-been-slightly-drunk-at-sotu-address#IDComment950415012 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950399206 Well step-grandma, so no genes there. Given his physique and intellectual gifts, he is restricted to either a) career in Texas politics or b) a career modeling for Toby jugs. Sadly, there is more money in politics. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 04:03:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950399206 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950398188 Combining 50 Shades of Grey and Paul Blart, Congresscritter is actually a pretty good idea. Dibs. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 03:57:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950398188 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950397866 Well, not a complete aversion. The furtive, hypocritical, ultimately unsatisfying kind is OK. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 03:55:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950397866 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950387481 Speaking of wet dreams, amphibian-American Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-ribbit) told Newsmax-Tv that we should send Chuck Norris over to the middle east to settle ISIS's hash. He did not use the actual words, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh OH, OH, AHHHHH" but it sounds like a wet dream to me. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 02:53:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576213/rep-blake-farenthold-i-did-not-have-wet-dreams-about-sexing-that-staffer-i-fired#IDComment950387481 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950385725 Thar she hookers and blow! Sat, 14 Feb 2015 02:42:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576104/new-republican-congress-accomplishes-nothing-goes-on-vacation#IDComment950385725 http://wonkette.com/576174/asshat-wankers-celebrate-lincolns-birthday-by-thanking-john-wilkes-booth#IDComment950384803 If they're not to busy playing video games or some fucking thing. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 02:36:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576174/asshat-wankers-celebrate-lincolns-birthday-by-thanking-john-wilkes-booth#IDComment950384803 http://wonkette.com/576189/pennsylvania-governor-jumps-on-trendy-not-executing-people-bandwagon#IDComment950376337 That's too humane. You might even find guys volunteering. Sat, 14 Feb 2015 01:46:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576189/pennsylvania-governor-jumps-on-trendy-not-executing-people-bandwagon#IDComment950376337