Matthius_Phelan

Matthius_Phelan

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Makes... · 1 reply · +1 points

God, like the world needs more dramatic performances by Robin Williams. *Cringe. Wince.*

(You are like Paul Krugman, the way you are surreptitiously criticizing David Brooks in that PSS.)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Makes... · 0 replies · +2 points

No, no, no. In Soviet Russia, Wonkette bless YOU! (Sincerely, I needed the pick me up. Bless you!)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Makes... · 0 replies · +1 points

He is also great in "Heat."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Makes... · 3 replies · +1 points

If it was on Netflix, I would watch a dark complex biopic about John Callahan, but only if he was played by Mickey Rourke. (Also, tessiee, I would love to hear more about this, if you wanna DM me on Twitter about it sometime ... @CBMDP ... shhhhhh. Not for me to write about, mind you, just for my own off-the-record edification.)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Gets ... · 0 replies · +2 points

lol. It's Eustace Snowdein, you Damn Dirty Ape!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Gets ... · 2 replies · +2 points

That's an interesting question, probably one that I will kick upstairs to the management in exactly 6 months or so --- once I've proven to myself and everyone else that I'm [ in it to win it ] / [ without an exit strategy ] / [ addicted to WARBLOGGING ] basically.

The only answer I have is that --- despite being a faithful Wonkette reader since 2004 --- I haven't been a commenter since 2012, when Liz Farkas and I started publishing our James O'Keefe scooplets. And even then, I do not comment a lot, because I sorta hate being caught publicly wrong (or otherwise not great) way, way, way more than I hate being obscure and ignorable.

(Really enjoying the mistaken impression that I am actually addressing a liberal-leaning primate with access to a computer, right now.)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cartoon Violence Gets ... · 4 replies · +2 points

I think you are correct on all accounts. I actually get "Michael Phelan" a lot from many, otherwise intelligent people and places: A small collection of inaccurate temporary IDs.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Happy Birthday, Victor... · 0 replies · +6 points

This is one of the better Blingee accomplishments of the modern Wonkette era.

The mise en scène, the inclusion of Dennis Miller, everything about it IS BEIN GON DOWN INTO HISTORIES!!!!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - FISA Court Busy Making... · 0 replies · +5 points

OT: Number Two said he wasn't going to scramble any blobby white orbs if Snowden flies out of Russia.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - We Have The Pentagon's... · 0 replies · +1 points

HELLO! You and I should have some Direct Messages on the Twitter (I'm @CBMDP on that thing) about "GD," maybe, if you want.