en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3496321 Comments by Marsha_Dymes http://crasstalk.com/2012/03/project-runway-all-stars-some-like-it-hot/#IDComment308152550 I'm lo siento, but Michael should have gone home for rebirthing She-Ra, Princess of Power. Jerell made a huge mistake with that floor-length skirt, but I thought his application of the lights was way more interesting than Michael's "put a bird on it!" approach. Sun, 4 Mar 2012 23:49:34 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/03/project-runway-all-stars-some-like-it-hot/#IDComment308152550 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/project-runway-all-stars-delirious-delusion/#IDComment289410102 Please use the word "titscrepancy" at least every five minutes. It is one of my favorite Anitaisms. Thank you. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:46:59 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/project-runway-all-stars-delirious-delusion/#IDComment289410102 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/project-runway-all-stars-delirious-delusion/#IDComment289407830 Rami is the biggest bottom of the bottoms? This is my worst fucking nightmare! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:42:50 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/project-runway-all-stars-delirious-delusion/#IDComment289407830 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/project-runway-all-stars-season-one-rooty-tooty-fresh-and-fruity/#IDComment276544957 It looks like from the preview that Kara is going to bring the dramz next week. April was too macabre and just had to go. Rami can suck up to me anytime. Michael's dress was a little too Peaches & Creme Barbie for my tastes, but I did like his wraparound sleeves. Again, I can't tell if they are being so nice in their critique because these are the *all-stars* and everyone is pretty good, or if these judges are just straight-up wishy-washy. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:50:25 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/project-runway-all-stars-season-one-rooty-tooty-fresh-and-fruity/#IDComment276544957 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/project-runway-all-stars-season-one-into-the-woods/#IDComment257488441 What I didn't like, besides the fact that Rami has yet to take my hand in marriage, is that the critiques of the bottom three were virtually indistinguishable from the critiques of the top three. Sweet P's dress was literally a rag! Did anyone come out to say that? No... it was "a little unresolved." "Don't second guess yourself! Trust your instincts!" No... take that dress out behind the Limelight, light it on fire and put it out of its misery. Where is Miss Kors and her similes? Also, I loved the look on Eliza's model's face, "I'm going to spend all season wearing this shit?" Anyway, Anita, I too am looking forward to your outrageous commentary! Sat, 7 Jan 2012 08:07:32 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/project-runway-all-stars-season-one-into-the-woods/#IDComment257488441 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-nine-this-girl-needs-a-pearl-necklace/#IDComment210961331 Not mentioned above was GRR's hunky track & field photos!! They prove that if he let his eyebrows grow back in, and if someone hid is pomade, he could really turn some heads. Do you think when they make the Project Runway Season 9 trading cards, that they will include a photo of each sewtestant's dead relative, or just their name and relation? Will next season's prize include an FTD wreath special splayed at the final resting spot of the ancestor of your choice? Enya really dropped the ball on this one, and I'm surprised they are sending her on to Fashion Week... which is only a few days after this challenge, no? If she has nothing to show in this episode, isn't she just going to be even more embarrassed at FW? Sat, 22 Oct 2011 15:19:29 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-nine-this-girl-needs-a-pearl-necklace/#IDComment210961331 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-nine-go-to-your-corner/#IDComment207727994 I had no idea there was a "Behind the Runway" show, but I watched it and I felt vindicated that Nick (5th place, Season 2) called Ohio Oliver out about his accent. He kind of starts talking about it, but the explanation is on par with his athletic skills. I was surprised that Kimberly was in the bottom two and not GRR. Kim did design for three different girls, but GRR designed for a low-budget reboot of Total Recall, and he is wrong for that! His Do You Want To Ride In My Mercedes Fashion Week(tm) show is going to be face-melting and I, for one, can't wait. "I combined soft and hard, fast and slow, heavy petting and DP, great taste and less filling, pony beads and Swarovski crystals. In a jacket!" Sat, 15 Oct 2011 04:50:55 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-nine-go-to-your-corner/#IDComment207727994 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-9-for-the-boids/#IDComment205051287 Kimberly's dress had amazing movement on the runway. Maybe the strategay going forward should be: 1. receive challenge. 2. hang out in the lounge, eat thai food and bitch about the other contestants for eight hours. 3. begin making garment for challenge a few hours before challenge. 4. explain what happened to the judges. 5. reap benefits. I can't wait til next week when Bryce and Blecky return!! Sun, 9 Oct 2011 04:11:01 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-9-for-the-boids/#IDComment205051287 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-9-for-the-boids/#IDComment205049422 Yeah, the snakeskin was a miss. Unless the dress' story was a snake eating the parrot. Then: WIN! Sun, 9 Oct 2011 04:03:34 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/10/project-runway-season-9-for-the-boids/#IDComment205049422 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-miss-bertina-will-be-your-constant/#IDComment203682733 Honey, if a man gives me an envelope full of money, I sure as shit am not going to lose it. Okurrr? If Enya had kept the sob story in the workroom, and left the judges none the wiser, that would have been 100% certified ahmayzebahls. Tens across the board. Now you have to wonder how much that had to do with her win. I have to admit I do agree with sending Colorblind Uniball home. They asked for 70's Sophistication-inspired. And we all know that's coke, not weed. He wrong for that! Thu, 6 Oct 2011 02:45:43 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-miss-bertina-will-be-your-constant/#IDComment203682733 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198599269 Luckily for you, I just got my dirndl back from the dry cleaners. Sun, 25 Sep 2011 15:12:18 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198599269 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198599014 Haha I will! Thank you! Sun, 25 Sep 2011 15:11:37 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198599014 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198367545 Yes! I am a big fan of Miss Anita's commentary! Sun, 25 Sep 2011 04:18:07 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198367545 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198163839 Another on-point review! Fuck Oliver and all of her friends. And thanks for what I can only imagine to be a shit-smeared compliment at the end: "There's so much great work being created here! But I don't think I [accented mumbling]." I actually don't like how Sister Kors has been reduced down to chintzy pop culture bon mots. Let's hear him talk about fashion, not what sitcom something reminds him of. And getting Miss Lambert to join him in his reindeer games. tsk tsk tsk Kimberly's shirt was perhaps the single worst garment presented this season, but I am glad she stayed because I've enjoyed her work so far. Ditto for Enya, but I'm not looking forward to next week! Tim is like, "Must we do *everything* for you, Enya?" Racist Barbie snatched that cash up, considering her expensive tastes. And shit. Sat, 24 Sep 2011 18:56:12 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-oliver-must-die/#IDComment198163839 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-malls-to-the-wall/#IDComment194491445 "I wanted to show everyone what a great designer I am." -Bryce "Bryce, who's going to make my coffee?" -Gay Ryan Reynolds Bryce's loss is a little wink from fate telling us that all is right in the world. Sat, 17 Sep 2011 15:18:17 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-malls-to-the-wall/#IDComment194491445 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-therapy-not-included/#IDComment191590055 Becky said, "I will consider what you all have said, as I grow as a designer." But the other, unsaid half of that statement is: "...and I will REJECT it." Because she is going back to Portlandia, and her designs will continue to manifest themselves like vomit on a sidewalk. Fuck Olivier and all of her friends. Of course his jacket looks great, because he spent all but 15 minutes of available time making it. The pants were an afterthought. The other looks felt more balanced. Even Bryce's top and shorts contained the same amount of blech. Fri, 9 Sep 2011 19:15:22 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/09/project-runway-season-9-therapy-not-included/#IDComment191590055 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-just-drop-dead-will-you/#IDComment187235321 "Did you design this for yourself?" Brava, Miss Anita! This sums it up quite beautifully in the case of Miss Gay Ryan Reynolds. He's like Eurotrash, only less alluring. Danielle, you will always have a job being the spokesmillennial for the Toyota Venza. And as long as you have parents, you'll always have a place to stay. Maybe you could sew yourself up in a gossamer chiffon cocoon and come out when you actually feel something. Can someone get Blecky a proper cocktail and stat? Four weeks in, and I can't remember anything she has made, so why is she chomping at the bit to prove herself? She could have taken the week off and walked onto the runway nearly elimination-proof. I mean it's not like she hotglued a headdress and called it a day. I wish they were broadcasting the results of the online Viewer's Favorite poll live to the contestants, then plying the leaders with perks. Like we could all vote online to give her a sewing lesson. Getting tired of all the attitude without the talent to back it up. Sat, 27 Aug 2011 23:20:59 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-just-drop-dead-will-you/#IDComment187235321 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-the-devil-wears-nina/#IDComment185135409 Yes! ...or you can get one of the more reliable girls to make the shitty collar for you. Sun, 21 Aug 2011 04:55:37 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-the-devil-wears-nina/#IDComment185135409 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-the-devil-wears-nina/#IDComment184810821 Okay, I think this episode confirmed that Danielle has a ragin' case of Asperger's. I know Heidi was rushin' to plug in Miss Kerry, but can she do something about Danielle's deadpan declarations about how her shit don't stink? Danielle, once again... with feeling! Both her and Bryce— The Millennial Twins— have got to go! You don't get a trophy for playing in this game. I liked Judeece's droat on the runway, but when they cut to a close up of the model during critique, it was pretty wrong. You can't have your left boob dart 6" above your right boob dart. She wrong for that. Looks like we were spared Uniball's colorblindness badge this episode (he must have passed it on to Cesillya) but instead caught wind of Kimberly's recent tragic events. Sigh. My favorite moment of the episode was when she opened her umbrella -ella- -eh- -eh- in front of the Marie Claire offices. 100% Certified Icccceee! Sat, 20 Aug 2011 05:11:26 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-the-devil-wears-nina/#IDComment184810821 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-recap-girls-on-stilts/#IDComment182803899 Another brilliant recap! That L'Oreal makeup artist was dreamy, though, no? Too bad he was too busy being dreamy to even out that poor girl's smoky eyes. I guess when your shoulder tattoo looks like it was done with a Bic pen and a prayer, everyone assumes your standards are low. Sat, 13 Aug 2011 17:05:11 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2011/08/project-runway-season-9-recap-girls-on-stilts/#IDComment182803899