Makinglifehell

Makinglifehell

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466 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Heavy Metal Yowler Dav... · 0 replies · +1 points

Washed-up footnote to rock history said what?! I think this sums my feelings up pretty well. http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/fueds/g...

473 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Is Chris Christie ... · 0 replies · +2 points

The perfect retort from the reporter would have been: "Are you fat?"

478 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let Us All Give A Stan... · 0 replies · +3 points

Also, too, fun fact, towns in Indiana that have a color in their name are traditionally (and ironically) considered verboten to the Cullards, as they are still called in many parts 'round here. Ah Indiana, the backwater shithole slice of Dixie that somehow emerged above the 38th parallel.

478 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let Us All Give A Stan... · 0 replies · +2 points

In Gburg? Well, um, I think there's one or two, but they don't come out much during the day, due to the contrast and all. Nothing like being a fleck of pepper on a giant white rug.

480 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is Sorry I... · 0 replies · +6 points

Why is it that el douchey here reminds me so much of Niedermeyer?

485 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Florida GOP Rep L... · 0 replies · +7 points

Post-partisan politicking at its finest. Also, the sheriff is a ni...(bong).

486 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Does Je... · 0 replies · +4 points

Holy hell! Is that a bowling ball at the Wailing Wall?

486 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Birther Metal Dude Dav... · 0 replies · +4 points

Dave Mustaine was never relevant.

488 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Santorum Accepts Bless... · 0 replies · +15 points

Those aren't bombs. They're Freedom Balloons!

488 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Santorum Accepts Bless... · 0 replies · +12 points

And afterward, all three men on stage tossed each others' salad. The end.