Makinglifehell

Makinglifehell

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Heavy Metal Yowler Dav... · 0 replies · +1 points

Washed-up footnote to rock history said what?! I think this sums my feelings up pretty well. http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/fueds/g...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Who Is Chris Christie ... · 0 replies · +2 points

The perfect retort from the reporter would have been: "Are you fat?"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Let Us All Give A Stan... · 0 replies · +3 points

Also, too, fun fact, towns in Indiana that have a color in their name are traditionally (and ironically) considered verboten to the Cullards, as they are still called in many parts 'round here. Ah Indiana, the backwater shithole slice of Dixie that somehow emerged above the 38th parallel.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Let Us All Give A Stan... · 0 replies · +2 points

In Gburg? Well, um, I think there's one or two, but they don't come out much during the day, due to the contrast and all. Nothing like being a fleck of pepper on a giant white rug.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Is Sorry I... · 0 replies · +6 points

Why is it that el douchey here reminds me so much of Niedermeyer?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Florida GOP Rep L... · 0 replies · +7 points

Post-partisan politicking at its finest. Also, the sheriff is a ni...(bong).

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Does Je... · 0 replies · +4 points

Holy hell! Is that a bowling ball at the Wailing Wall?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Birther Metal Dude Dav... · 0 replies · +4 points

Dave Mustaine was never relevant.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Santorum Accepts Bless... · 0 replies · +15 points

Those aren't bombs. They're Freedom Balloons!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Santorum Accepts Bless... · 0 replies · +12 points

And afterward, all three men on stage tossed each others' salad. The end.