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521 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Sunday Sleep-In Open T... · 1 reply · +2 points

Just want to let you guys know that sometimes I'll do a google news or google blog search and an interesting G@w#3r headline will appear in the results and I won't click it. A little bit out of loyalty to crasstalk and a lot out of spite - even thought they have an option on the site to revert back to the old format if you choose.

Anyway, it's raining here in San Francisco I'm going to put on some Elliot Smith and smoke a clove. Peaceimouttahere.

521 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Happy Hour Open Post · 0 replies · +2 points

Been out here 2 weeks. Update time.

San Francisco is a lovely city. I really like it. I'd almost consider living here if housing prices weren't, you know, insanely fucking ridiculous.

I've eaten so many goddamn pot stickers from the Asian deli next door I'm sweating cabbage juice.

Just turned down a date with an Asian chick...I wasn't feeling it. Plus she's in AA - what the fuck am I supposed to do? Not drink? Why should I be punished for your disease?

I had a wet dream about a week ago. Like, a real one. An actual nocturnal emission. I'm 32 - that can't be normal. I don't remember the last time it happened.

The office next to us is a Buddhist meditation thing. The people are nice I guess, but they're all frail and androgynous and they wear their pants at their belly buttons. So annoying.

There is a homeless vet who sets up his sleeping thing outside our office when the sun goes down. I was smoking and started talking to him because he was smoking weed and had an ipod and I was like "what???". He told me he gets $3,200 a month from the Gov because he's disabled (from the war?) but chooses "to smoke it" rather than get an apartment.

If you haven't been here, it's pretty cool. Big city action (you could totally think you're in Manhattan in certain parts) but everyone isn't power walking down the goddamn sidewalk and elbowing people out of the way. They're just strolling. The homeless have weed and ipods for Christ's sake!

522 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Liveblogging the Acade... · 0 replies · +2 points

Holy Shit I want Anne Hathaway to have my babies. She makes my testicles percolate.

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Tuesday Afternoon Open... · 11 replies · +2 points

I think this is more commonly associated with women, but goddamnit, I need to cuddle. Like, in a (mostly) totally nonsexual way. I just need to do some spooning.

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Your Presidents Night ... · 1 reply · +1 points

My humble and sincere apologies to you. I did think you were someone else from #crosstalk. I went back and checked and realized that not only did I have the wrong person; you're a commenter I enjoy reading. My incorrect recollection led me to be more of a dick than I usually would be. And while I still disagree with you assertion of misogyny, I disagree in a much more agreeable tone now. I am sorry for being dickish. Good luck with your move!

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Your Presidents Night ... · 3 replies · +1 points

It's specific women, specific to me. Not all women. I have a feeling this is hitting close to home for you. It's the only thing that would explain your rage other than a hatred of men. I asked you to leave me alone. Please do.

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Your Presidents Night ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hahahahahaha. Good times. 2 pages of this shit. Leave me alone. Please.

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Your Presidents Night ... · 5 replies · +1 points

1.) If I have you confused with someone at #crosstalk, I apologize.
2.) The myth of accidental pregnancy does not equate to a hatred of women. Or maybe you don't know what misogyny means.
3.) I'm not "tired of hearing it". I have never heard it directed toward me in 32 years other than: You and one or two women at #crosstalk. That's it. Ever.
4.) The problem isn't "everyone else" what in the fuck are you talking about? See #3.
5.) Look up misandry.

Glad we got that straightened out. Hon.

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Your Presidents Night ... · 8 replies · +1 points

Stop throwing around the word "misogyny". It's over-used. By you especially. I'm not misogynistic. I'm speaking about specific women, not all women.

I'm single because I chose to be single.

523 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Your Presidents Night ... · 0 replies · +2 points

1.) If you could give the world one piece of advice, what would it be?
Make yourself happy. Once you do that, you can make others happy.

2.) If you could have a room full of any one thing, what would it be?

3.) What do you value most in other people?
Being loyal to a fault.

4.) If you could only see black and white except for one color, what color would you choose to see?

5.) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I gotta drop some lbs.

6.) If you could choose one of your personality traits to pass on to your children, what would it be?
A tendency to procrastinate.

7.) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
I'm doing it. Writing a book, baby.

8.) Would you rather teach a young child to read or have to learn again for yourself?

9.) What is the best advice you've ever given and received?
"When you get in a fight, you will probably break some bones in your hands or bust up your knuckles. Hands aren't made for fighting, dude, they're made for spreading girls legs open." - Uncle Andrew (RIP)

10.) How would you like to die?
In chair. On my porch, reminiscing about a fulfilled life.