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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Snowgrifter Update: Sa... · 1 reply · +6 points

Gee, what an original thinker. Fresh off her ripping off Ted Cruz’ “Green Eggs and Ham” routine, she’s ripping off Glenn Beck’s “Me TV” channel idea. What next, a knife that slices through a tomato without the slice adhering to the blade?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Will ... · 0 replies · +1 points

What, not a single reference to "A Chump at Oxford?"

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Laura Ingraham Perform... · 0 replies · +1 points

This is what happens when your research consists of raiding Ann Coulter's trashcans for discarded material.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - CBS, Lara Logan Apolog... · 0 replies · +1 points

"Speak roughly to your congressman,
whene’er he cries “Benghazi”
He only does it to annoy,
because he is a Nazi."

Chorus, sung by fellow congressmen and their aides: “Wow! Wow! Wow!”

(Buzz-z-z-z-z; -10 points for Godwin violation. Sobs, “But it’s my only Rhyme!”)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Return Of The Revenge ... · 0 replies · +6 points

So how long before the Wing-nut-o-sphere starts writing about how the 60 Minutes Benghazi report was an Obama False Flag operation to discredit the "truth seekers"?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Must Make Sweet ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Gee, I always thought that the classy thing to do when someone openly mocked you was to refuse to acknowledge them at all.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - WaPo's Jennifer Rubin:... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey, a little respect for Shecky Greene, please. My favorite Shecky Greene story is the one about Frank Sinatra saving his life; Five guys were beating up Greene, and then he heard Sinatra say, "OK. He's had enough."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Nice Time: Fox News Ac... · 0 replies · +2 points

Isn’t this just a variation on Regnery Publishing’s business model?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - But What Will K-Lo's R... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was booty killed the beast."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Jerry Falwell's Libert... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, if the quality of the pilots they crank out is at the same level as the lawyers they provided for Alberto Gonzales' Justice Department, I am NEVER, EVER boarding an aircraft again.

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