Gaylord, Michigan...where sodomy meets serenity.
Yeah, but in college, I still would've wrecked that chick.
No shit. Might as well do insurance defense.
I hope his butthole is dragging on the ground behind him.
Will the government ever take its boot off the necks of these job creatorz?
Can you think of anything more Canadian?
Well, that and the "ADD WATERMELON" tool.
It was hard to hear Joe and Barnicle over the din of a bunch of chicks running their yaps. QUIET LADIES, MEN ARE TALKING.