And don't forget to bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!
Come on folks, don't be so hard on the guy, it's an easy mistake! He thought he was invited to speak to a group of White Goods manufacturers instead of just "Good Whites." I mean, really, he told them about the welfare Maytag refrigerator and the blah Whirlpool dishwashers!
While most sane people are saying how horrible this report is, Dick Cheney is fighting to make sure he and his friends get credit.
Republicans can say all the crazy shit they want to, but Democrats have to watch every word, lest the terrified "liberal media" pick up the Fox News talking points for fear of being called the "liberal media." Sort of how President Obama is a complete failure.
The answer my friend is Ablowin' in the wind, the answer is Ablowin' in the wind.
So the gingerbread man jumped onto the Fox's head. SNAP! went the fox. And that was the end of the gingerbread man.
Worse things have happened to better people.
Maybe if they'd been wearing tuxedos like at the WH Correspondent's Dinner, that would make it dignified.