It's ok, "Real Conservatives" will just say that these new findings are a liberal media lie to allow the unfair targeting of tea party patriots to continue.
Sounds like Captain Queeg's courtroom rant from the Cain Mutiny except this tool doesn't realize he's crazy at the end.
Bet these are the same folks that drive their cockmobiles into merge lanes to get ahead of 5 extra cars during a backup.
Sounds like this gentleman simple does not care to acknowledge that he is completely full of shit.
Teapot Dome was way worse than this shizz.
Wait wait wait, I thought government peons not rubber-stamping everything that came across their desk was undue, business-killing, onerous regulation and liberal Kenyan-usurper socialisms?
Sorry, we got outbid for the oil deals.
And I thought the Hunger Games sequel couldn't be any dumber...
A success story about somebody that the Old Gray Lady didn't play kingmaker to? Quick, crap all over it!