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7 years ago @ The Toast - Lord Byron's "To A Lady" · 0 replies · +18 points

I SAID INCEST MAYBE

7 years ago @ The Toast - Lord Byron's "To A Lady" · 0 replies · +29 points

If you yell JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PENIS, HUH? accusatorily at them, you get grrrrrreat facial expressions of shock and horror.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Lord Byron's "To A Lady" · 4 replies · +68 points

I feel this. I've been trying to embrace my own legend so I'll stop writing waffly wishy-washy cop-outs into things I need to be confident in but I think I've overshot and ended up in Byronland.

Whatever. I'm great and I have amazing hair, why shouldn't I be in Byronland?

Except for the incest maybe.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Women Slipping Out Of ... · 3 replies · +64 points

Oh look, two different pieces by my no-good melodramatic husband there. UGH. Men.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Just A List Of Every C... · 0 replies · +3 points

I would go if it were free and I had nothing else to do, just to see if another Audience Singing All Star At That Dude type debacle happens.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Just A List Of Every C... · 2 replies · +24 points

help I need an adult someone on the internet is referencing early-mid 2000s wholesome Christian pop rock at me

8 years ago @ The Toast - Just A List Of Every C... · 4 replies · +11 points

and just like that I have that horrible Pirates Who Don't Do Anything song in my head for the first time in a decade. THANKS.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Just A List Of Every C... · 4 replies · +81 points

My first concert without my parents (someone else's parents took us) was SMASHMOUTH and ROB THOMAS.

The shame, oh the shame. Years of Being Cool and listening to Bands You Haven't Heard Of cannot erase the shame.

8 years ago @ The Toast - People In Western Art ... · 2 replies · +144 points

I love the guys carrying the Ark of the Covenant through the Red Sea with the same attitude I see people hauling their dead-drunk friends home from the club at 2 in the morning.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Believe To Be... · 0 replies · +17 points

It's not called a Biblical relationship for nothing...

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