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O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Heffa tweets: "2 drunk 2 care", then drunk drives and kills two people...

Sat, 23 Nov 2013 21:48:49 +0000

I saw a news cast with Ferrante's mother (the one who died in hospital). Poor woman is shattered with grief. Then they switched over to friends of Ms. 2 Drunk 2 Care (two boys), and they were all, "Wow. I didn't know her to be like that at all!". <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/Side-Eye/loni_sideye.gif" border="0" alt=" photo loni_sideye.gif"/> Like hell.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Heffa tweets: "2 drunk 2 care", then drunk drives and kills two people...

Fri, 22 Nov 2013 19:55:55 +0000

When did being a drugged out, drunken waste-of-skin become something to be proud of?

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Open Thread - your best crazy boyfriend/girlfriend story

Sat, 16 Nov 2013 00:33:28 +0000

I hope his wife cut and run!

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Open Thread - your best crazy boyfriend/girlfriend story

Fri, 15 Nov 2013 16:42:05 +0000

So to prove that I was up to know good, he decides to rub one off on my shirt, and compare the stains..... <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/Seriously%20WTF%20Gifs/wilhemina_wtfwalkaway_zpsf5ee8310.gif" border="0" alt=" photo wilhemina_wtfwalkaway_zpsf5ee8310.gif"/> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/Seriously%20WTF%20Gifs/tupac_crazymofos_zps5512ac3a.gif" border="0" alt=" photo tupac_crazymofos_zps5512ac3a.gif"/>

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Some random facts about the penis some folks probably don't know.

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 17:56:03 +0000

Anything longer than my flipping ruler is an automatic 'HELL NAWL!".

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Some random facts about the penis some folks probably don't know.

Wed, 13 Nov 2013 17:55:18 +0000

"... and one wife in India who attached her husband’s severed member to a helium balloon." O_O That is extra hardcore.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Woman kicks husband out for lewd comment on website and...what men thought about her actions.

Tue, 12 Nov 2013 15:51:18 +0000

Not at all surprised by the results of your experiment, Professor N*gga.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : ShesAHomewrecker.com

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 17:11:09 +0000

Mope. Nope. Nope. Like I said over on Clutch, I'd rather go after the cheating soon-to-be-ex than waste my time on the other woman. Where else am I going to dump his carcass if I take her out instead?

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Cops search all up in man's ass about 8 times.

Wed, 6 Nov 2013 17:12:40 +0000

I've heard of police having tunnel vision when they swear someone's up to no good, but good lawd! I hope he sues them all into the ground, and wins!

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Gamer Granny is not to be f*cked with.

Wed, 30 Oct 2013 21:49:26 +0000

"That's the end of you lot." - She better be in the next Expendables. Or that action franchise with Helen Mirren.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Their advice/ Your advice.What TO do and NOT to do during sex.

Wed, 30 Oct 2013 21:20:12 +0000

"You know that thing guys in porn do when they finger a girl? Just jackhammerin’ away like her vagina is a construction site? Yeah, no, don’t do that." I saw that in a gif once (thank you, Tumblr), and thought, "Jeez! That looks painful as HELL!". I feel sorry for any woman who's man is using porn as The Sex Gospel i.e. 'to question anything seen is to commit blasphemy'. *shudders*

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : What I don't get about 'Gold Diggers.'

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 18:38:02 +0000

"I was called a gold digger because I wanted a slurpee and he HUNTED me down for the 2.79 like I asked him to pay my rent. " <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/Seriously%20WTF%20Gifs/mlp_seriously_zps321e5a01.jpg" border="0" alt=" photo mlp_seriously_zps321e5a01.jpg"/> You must have met my father. He liked to get everyone else to spend their money on him, but you'd need Moses to split his wallet open. And, no, ninjas really don't know the definition of gold diggers. I bet it's the same set of nuts who think that gold diggers only come from one race (and that's an argument for another day).

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Do it yourself grillz?

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 16:24:57 +0000

It's always gratifying to see an idiot take itself out.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : I laugh at people falling ass falling and getting hurt.

Fri, 11 Oct 2013 16:24:57 +0000

........just what in the hell was the one who belly-slammed into the railing thinking?

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : AMBER ALERT: Taylor Swift's Backside

Wed, 9 Oct 2013 18:28:21 +0000

*deep breath and sigh* At least she's not out there herking and jerking like she has something going on back there, unlike another Longback Princess.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : When sh*t gets real In sexual situations.

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 15:51:42 +0000

'Hole beyond holes'. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/LMAO%20Gifs/adamlevine_lmao_zps3cc2d732.gif" border="0" alt=" photo adamlevine_lmao_zps3cc2d732.gif"/>

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : A Slaus Rant: Brian Holloway gave the kids who destroyed his house the chance to do the right thing.

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 16:18:01 +0000

They had the chance to make it right, but elected to show more of their asses instead - parents AND spawn alike. I'll be over here cackling while Mr. Holloway goes after them with the full force of the law. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/Evil%20Laughs%20and%20Grins/snowwhite_evillaugh.gif" border="0" alt=" photo snowwhite_evillaugh.gif"/>

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : As a heterosexual man, you've got to be pretty angry at another man to try and bite his penis off.

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 16:37:14 +0000

Uh...... <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/Seriously%20WTF%20Gifs/tupac_crazymofos_zps5512ac3a.gif" border="0" alt=" photo tupac_crazymofos_zps5512ac3a.gif"/>

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Man tries to impress new girlfriend, ends up needing his penis amputated.

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 16:35:35 +0000

Overdosed on Viagra, then waited DAYS to get help? If he didn't give a phuck about his health then, I'm not about to break tradition. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/leohimesan/Animated%20Gifs%20Folder/No1Curr%20Gifs/careometer.gif" border="0" alt=" photo careometer.gif"/>

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Man wants to help rather than prosecute the 300 teens who broke into his home and destroyed it.

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 16:19:57 +0000

I heard of this story yesterday, and nearly lost my mind when they got to the part about the parents threatening HIM over something their hellspawn did. As if he even had to look far for their names with them putting their own information out there like it was a regular day at the park festival. >_< If I had done anything close to this, my mother would need a full arm cast by the time she finished knocking me into the next century. I'm sick and tired of these Grown Best Friend 'parents', and I shudder for the world when their cretins are in charge.