LeDucViolet

LeDucViolet

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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Words of So Hateful To... · 0 replies · +2 points

Thanks! I needed that.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Words of So Hateful To... · 3 replies · +17 points

Somebody needs a heavy petting from Gov. Rick Perry (R-HAIR).

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Charles Krauthammer Ha... · 0 replies · +56 points

If I were a coarse peasant, I would say somebody should roll this smug turd off a cliff. But I'm not, so I won't.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mexican-Hating Lou Dob... · 1 reply · +2 points

And all the while I thought this big orange hypocrite was using illegal Oompa Loompa labor (and taking their beauty tips).

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Congressional Candidat... · 1 reply · +14 points

If I were her campaign chairman, I'd run with it: "Elect Krystal Ball, furry proboscis fellatrix, to congress. She's not afraid to take up the reins & lead us to glory!"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Congressional Candidat... · 1 reply · +38 points

Bill O'Reilly expressed his disgust on this morning's radio Factor: "Just another typical Democrat assault on Christmas & Christian values! Now pass me a vibrator so I can have steamy phone sex with my unwilling assistant."

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Meg Whitman's Illegal ... · 2 replies · +9 points

Meg taco!? I see her as more of a really soggy chalupa.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - McCain Voters Killing ... · 1 reply · +11 points

I'm guessing the Mississipi stats don't factor in drunken steamboating mishaps.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Doctor Club:... · 0 replies · +13 points

Barry Barry Barry, can't you see? Sometimes you words just hypnotize me. And I just love your Hope & Change, Allahu Akbar B. Hussein!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rumor Thing Accuses Jo... · 0 replies · +33 points

Leave the man alone, he's just trying to make some sweet sweet sherbet.