Somebody needs a heavy petting from Gov. Rick Perry (R-HAIR).
If I were a coarse peasant, I would say somebody should roll this smug turd off a cliff. But I'm not, so I won't.
And all the while I thought this big orange hypocrite was using illegal Oompa Loompa labor (and taking their beauty tips).
If I were her campaign chairman, I'd run with it: "Elect Krystal Ball, furry proboscis fellatrix, to congress. She's not afraid to take up the reins & lead us to glory!"
Bill O'Reilly expressed his disgust on this morning's radio Factor: "Just another typical Democrat assault on Christmas & Christian values! Now pass me a vibrator so I can have steamy phone sex with my unwilling assistant."
Meg taco!? I see her as more of a really soggy chalupa.
I'm guessing the Mississipi stats don't factor in drunken steamboating mishaps.
Barry Barry Barry, can't you see? Sometimes you words just hypnotize me. And I just love your Hope & Change, Allahu Akbar B. Hussein!
Leave the man alone, he's just trying to make some sweet sweet sherbet.