en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5702263 Comments by LazyDolphin http://hijinksensue.com/comic/darlin-dont-you-go-and-cut-your-hair/#IDComment971370887 I recommend going bald at an early age. Very economical. My hairline started to recede in high school; I got sick of waiting for the inevitable and shaved my head when I was eighteen. I haven't been to a salon/barber for a haircut in twenty years. On the down side, twenty years of Bic'ing my scalp and not (until the past few years) using sunscreen have turned my head into +1 leather armor. Thu, 14 May 2015 16:58:50 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/darlin-dont-you-go-and-cut-your-hair/#IDComment971370887 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/risque-cryptography/#IDComment967908289 You win. Thu, 30 Apr 2015 18:16:50 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/risque-cryptography/#IDComment967908289 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/recommended-daily-allowance/#IDComment949223088 Boxtrolls! Mon, 9 Feb 2015 17:29:06 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/recommended-daily-allowance/#IDComment949223088 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-game-is-the-game/#IDComment947834525 Where dos-si-dos at, Joel? That's all I wanna know. Where dos-si-dos? Wed, 4 Feb 2015 16:21:46 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-game-is-the-game/#IDComment947834525 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/what-lies-beneath/#IDComment944121982 Cats aren't completely evil. They're just conforming to their Cat Commandments, which are the antithesis of Asimov's robot laws. Fri, 23 Jan 2015 16:51:55 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/what-lies-beneath/#IDComment944121982 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/may-not-be-suitable-for-all-audiences/#IDComment943121138 Ugh. The way the backgrounds on that show only occupy two-thirds of the screen...that causes me actual stress. Tue, 20 Jan 2015 16:17:12 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/may-not-be-suitable-for-all-audiences/#IDComment943121138 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/to-your-mother/#IDComment938206661 You Argonaut-killing bastard. Tue, 6 Jan 2015 14:32:05 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/to-your-mother/#IDComment938206661 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/where-you-lead-i-will-follow/#IDComment926969849 Dan Savage insists it does. Wed, 10 Dec 2014 17:40:03 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/where-you-lead-i-will-follow/#IDComment926969849 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/planned-obsolescence/#IDComment900191498 Logos Run Wed, 29 Oct 2014 17:50:00 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/planned-obsolescence/#IDComment900191498 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/gross-up-close/#IDComment894220649 Please tell me that's not really a thing. It's probably really a thing. Oh god oh god oh god. Tue, 21 Oct 2014 20:44:36 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/gross-up-close/#IDComment894220649 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/no-fate-but-what-we-make/#IDComment893180527 boo. Mon, 20 Oct 2014 13:27:32 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/no-fate-but-what-we-make/#IDComment893180527 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-fleece-whisperer/#IDComment881231512 Tonight on HGTV: House Hunters, The Jennie Garth Project, and a brand new episode of Bed Crammers Texas. Fri, 26 Sep 2014 19:03:17 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-fleece-whisperer/#IDComment881231512 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/doctor-it-hurts-when-you-do-this/#IDComment877325636 And what about the parents of Max and Emmy! Different show, same parental issue. Poor kids have to use a talismanic dimensional portal to play outside because they're locked in their room alone all day. Also, apparently, they're both Canadian shows. Are all Canadian boys named Max? Tue, 16 Sep 2014 19:08:25 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/doctor-it-hurts-when-you-do-this/#IDComment877325636 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/doctor-it-hurts-when-you-do-this/#IDComment877258658 My favorite running gag on Curious George is Bill the country neighbor kid attributing everything unusual about George to him being a "city kid", completely unaware that he's an ape. (tangent -- how the hell does The Man in The Yellow Hat afford a second home on a museum grunt's salary?) Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:55:41 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/doctor-it-hurts-when-you-do-this/#IDComment877258658 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/man-its-so-loud-in-here/#IDComment862306155 I remember seeing him on Angel after having been a huge fan of Lost (I was late to the Angel party) and being absolutely gobsmacked that his real accent is very middle American. Thu, 7 Aug 2014 17:32:09 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/man-its-so-loud-in-here/#IDComment862306155 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/charmed-im-sure/#IDComment861651133 It is a douchey thing to say, but, you know..."a fools prerogative" I love this comic, and I'm happy to get a new one whenever it gets posted, but I'd describe the update schedule as consistently inconsistent. Tue, 5 Aug 2014 16:32:16 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/charmed-im-sure/#IDComment861651133 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/vacation-sketch-diary-2014-galveston-tx-day-1/#IDComment853144766 Oh man. That's a new high water mark for alt text. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 16:51:06 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/vacation-sketch-diary-2014-galveston-tx-day-1/#IDComment853144766 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/persons-of-interest/#IDComment849697602 I think I was about ten when I saw the sci fi movie Enemy Mine on cable. It rocked my world. I haven't seen it as an adult. I'm guessing it was pretty heavy-handed, but that's probably why it scored such a direct hit on my wee brain. Wed, 2 Jul 2014 20:17:00 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/persons-of-interest/#IDComment849697602 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/captains-prerogative/#IDComment824867809 I'm pretty sure Hijinks comic-Willis died a year ago, but his ghost continues to party with Joel and his fans haven't noticed because of the eighty-month comic buffer he has built up. Thu, 1 May 2014 18:43:57 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/captains-prerogative/#IDComment824867809 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-bell-curve/#IDComment796699919 My wife and I are both primarily metal and classic rock folks (Tool, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, The Who...) and when our now-three-year-old daughter was born we vowed to raise her on "good" music and not super-saccharine kiddie music. Three years later...yeah. Best laid intentions and all that. She currently has Baa Baa Black Sheep at the top of her sing-every-five-minutes playlist. She knows *most* of the words. For some reason she sings "baa baa black sheep packy packy wool...one for my yes sir, one for my dame". It's really cute (clearly I'm completely unbiased) but I get her version of the song stuck in my head at work. On a loop. Packy packy wool. I'm haunted by it. Thu, 20 Feb 2014 16:10:06 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-bell-curve/#IDComment796699919