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Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Takes Sort Of Stand Against Wall Street Maybe

Sun, 18 Jan 2015 22:30:37 +0000

We here in Alaska felt just a little ignored when our elected Governor exited stage left only halfway through her term. The major percentage of us were happy to be ignored, but there were those butthurt few that felt abandoned.

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Takes Sort Of Stand Against Wall Street Maybe

Sun, 18 Jan 2015 22:28:28 +0000

Okay buddy, that level of criticism is going to result in a visit from a white, stretch, Hummer limo, full of drunk Palins fightin' on behalf of the mother's honor! Fisticuffs good sir! Also too, do you have a bathroom we can use?

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Takes Sort Of Stand Against Wall Street Maybe

Sun, 18 Jan 2015 22:26:07 +0000

It's also tie-dyed. It's a complete 180 from the lesson that she taught us on her Amazing America promo, that tie-die and peasant skirts will not get you picked up on the side of the road by a phantom muscle car driver. So what gives.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Literally Phones It In To Fox's All American Christmas 'Special'

Thu, 25 Dec 2014 00:46:55 +0000

Anyone else think that Todd Starnes and Marcus Bachman might celebrate a little "private xmas together"?

Wonkette : It's A Nice Day For A Wonkette Wedding

Mon, 1 Dec 2014 03:20:26 +0000

Congratulations! Believe me, finding love in the northland, with a tall man who is smart and geeky makes all the cold and snow worth it! (okay, I lie, not really but take him to the warm lands every so often and then it makes it worth it...) You look so lovely and I wish you both much happiness or at least contentment, because what is really better than just contentment. Thank you for sharing your day even with us that are dedicated readers but casual commenters, even though you don't allow comments.

Wonkette : Meghan McCain: Get Your Own Damn Rich Family, America

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 02:56:34 +0000

This is her response to KimK's butt in a garbage bag photo?

Wonkette : Let's All Listen To Track And Bristol Palin, And Laugh And Laugh

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 22:17:07 +0000

Randy?

Wonkette : Let's All Listen To Track And Bristol Palin, And Laugh And Laugh

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 16:46:44 +0000

Best part about camo dress was she called it her "thong dress" when in reality it was a "sarong" dress. Diction is hard when you have beer all over your face.

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:23:24 +0000

Late to the party, but Congratulations! Nothing says love like moving from LA to Montana!

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:55:55 +0000

But they ARE role models who cover the following niches: Abstinent Mommies, Grandmas Pretending to be Mommies, Men who race Snow-Scooters, Pugilistic Vets, oh, and Willow who does hair.

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:48:16 +0000

You just know that someone is going to ask Walnuts about this on one of the Sunday shows and he'll be all like "I love and respect the Palin family and they are strong and capable and others should use them as an example of strength in times of crisis and I always stand behind my decision of Sarah as my running mate, God Bless."

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:44:40 +0000

When Palin quit her job as Governor she famously stated that she didn't need a title to enact change but somehow I think this title works for them and it should stay attached.

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:39:59 +0000

I think Track refers to his arms as his "guns", just a guess.

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:38:48 +0000

All that abstinence seems to be making Bristol cranky.

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:35:35 +0000

I always learn something new here :-)

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:32:03 +0000

Why haven't her sandals and sunglasses ended up on EBay yet?

Wonkette : Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)

Thu, 9 Oct 2014 21:29:33 +0000

Fear and Loathing, and Brawling in an Anchorage cul-de-sac: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream (I guess that the last part actually applies)

Wonkette : John Oliver Presents The Philosophy Of Ayn Rand, Or 'Being A Selfish A**hole' (Video)

Tue, 30 Sep 2014 18:51:03 +0000

50 Shades of Greed

Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Home-Cooked, Hand-Clubbed Fish Dinner

Sun, 21 Sep 2014 19:03:50 +0000

I liked the part where she tried to serve her Jewish guest hot dogs stuffed with cheese.

Wonkette : Palin Rumble Update: Palins Didn't Start The Fight, They Just Finished It

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 19:59:09 +0000

There is a very creative lady that used to reenact pivotal Palin moments with Barbies. There are many hilarious scenarios to choose from. Unfortunately she got out of the Palin Barbie Game but I hope amongst hope that this might bring her out of Palin Barbie diorama retirement so that we can see this properly portrayed, with Barbies! Following is the link to all of her posts keyworded Sarah Palin. The Paul Revere reenactment is precious. http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/category/s...