297 comments posted · 4 followers · following 1

10 years ago @ Wonkette - How An Underemployed M... · 0 replies · +5 points

That is ahhhh... interesting story.
Not saying it is entirely false, but I did grow up in Southern Calif/Orange County.
And that is an interesting story.
Not entirely true.

Sure honey. I totally believe you.

*pats little blondie girl on head*.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Larry Pratt: Guns As M... · 0 replies · +3 points

Electing Obama was a good thing. If you can not see that you need to change your message from 'part time mystic' to 'depressant'. You are not doing it right. Ooommmm.
Repealing the 2nd Amendment is not the immediate goal or the end goal, at this time. There is a lot that can be done to make sure 20 children are not massacred. And GZ does not get his gun back and that he does not kill in the first place.
Have you tried anti-depressants? Exercise?
Come on dude, you are on Wonkette. There is hope for you!
I don't know about others, but I am working on several issues. And they all need to be addressed by as many people who have the time and energy to pursue them.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep Elijah Cummings Sm... · 0 replies · +9 points

This is good but my favorite Issa moment was when he started crying because he had to withdraw from running for governor after Ahnold signed up to run.
Cry Darrell, cry.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Is That Sarah Palin's ... · 5 replies · +27 points

Start moisturizing your neck now. And upper chest area. That skin is the most fragile and there is not much you can do when it is "too late".

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly Right Ab... · 24 replies · +6 points

Bura na mano holi hai.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Dianne Feinstein Goes ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Shooting is too good for them. I want them to suffer and be in a lot of pain for as long as possible.
Madam Laguna.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Dianne Feinstein Goes ... · 2 replies · +28 points

I had a friend at work with an abusive boyfriend. She got a restraining order, new job, new apartment, unlisted number. We had no idea of her whereabouts. She called me to meet after work. I waited outside the large building for her to come out. I saw her, waved. She waved back, looked to her right as her boyfriend came up to her, shot her and himself on a crowded street in downtown SF. Three months later Harvey and George were shot by dan white. That was 1979. Harvey was my friend.
I want to hit these people until they are mush on the ground.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - FishbowlDC: Nah Mang, ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Well said.
Owls and Extemporanus have moved on. I miss them along with V, Pdog, etc.
It has been a crazy year.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - FishbowlDC: Nah Mang, ... · 0 replies · +14 points

Agreed. And then when the banned people are gone anyone can say their own interpretation of what they think happened.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Here, Let the Atlantic... · 1 reply · +3 points

Two words. Alphonso Mangos.

Sent from my phone