LacaunaKale

LacaunaKale

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10 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 0 replies · +21 points

PERFECT

10 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 2 replies · +111 points

My first two attempts to click netted a 504 error. Congratulations on breaking the internet, my dearest witches.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

Thank you for helping me be the misandrist sea witch I was always meant to be.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 1 reply · +70 points

This is real life? What?

And a million blessing for the poor comment moderator.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 0 replies · +39 points

It's not mine, obviously. It belongs to my brother, who as the minister well knows, hasn't been quite right since that horse kicked him in the head.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 3 replies · +218 points

I need to take 2 tablespoons of cordial wine and lie down now.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +26 points

Sangria, ew. This is the year of frozen rose. #kissfromarose

10 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings Of The Tortu... · 0 replies · +70 points

Let me at those washboard abs, ka-kaw, baby

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

Polar is a million times better then LaCroix. Them's just the facts.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 0 replies · +22 points

Huh, so I'm a St. Bernard. Who knew?