LacaunaKale

LacaunaKale

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6 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 0 replies · +21 points

PERFECT

6 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 2 replies · +111 points

My first two attempts to click netted a 504 error. Congratulations on breaking the internet, my dearest witches.

6 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

Thank you for helping me be the misandrist sea witch I was always meant to be.

6 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 1 reply · +70 points

This is real life? What?

And a million blessing for the poor comment moderator.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 0 replies · +39 points

It's not mine, obviously. It belongs to my brother, who as the minister well knows, hasn't been quite right since that horse kicked him in the head.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 3 replies · +218 points

I need to take 2 tablespoons of cordial wine and lie down now.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +26 points

Sangria, ew. This is the year of frozen rose. #kissfromarose

6 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings Of The Tortu... · 0 replies · +70 points

Let me at those washboard abs, ka-kaw, baby

6 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

Polar is a million times better then LaCroix. Them's just the facts.

6 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 0 replies · +22 points

Huh, so I'm a St. Bernard. Who knew?