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8 years ago @ The Toast - Normal Children Who Ar... · 0 replies · +12 points

I thought she was killing them... What's wrong with me

8 years ago @ The Toast - A Conversation Between... · 0 replies · +34 points

"It would be good if they didn't really close, either. Like, male sure there's at least a two inch gap at all times"

"Um.... Okay?"

"Or, even better, make sure the lock is so flimsy it might fall off any minute!"

"How would that be a good idea?"

"It makes people think about what they value more, freedom or process privacy!"

8 years ago @ The Toast - It's 2050 And Feminism... · 1 reply · +43 points

It's 2050 and few parents send their sons to college anymore - they'll just marry and become stay-at-home husbands, what do they need to go to college for?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Please Don't Forget Th... · 0 replies · +8 points

No no no, the giant hole is what they left out.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Wearing Spectacu... · 1 reply · +4 points

It's just the opposite to me... I put on a hat and it swallows all of my head.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Sexual (and Racial... · 0 replies · +10 points

Maybe both sides kind of envy each other? Like the jocks are everything a nerdy guy might want to be, popular and attractive and so on, and the nerds are good at things that might be hard to grasp for other people, like, idk, advanced math or something, so everyone spreads their own nasty stereotypes about the other party and they're both just normal people basically. Am I making sense? I'm half asleep already, so sorry if it's just gibberish.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Sexual (and Racial... · 0 replies · +9 points

I think the fact that Penny is actually funny is a big thing already - she's not just the clueless blonde everyone laughs about, she can dish out, too.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link's Romantic Option... · 0 replies · +11 points

I know it's not OoT, but Link and Ghirahim (from Skyward Sword) are THE SHIT. I mean, Ghirahim definitely wants to stick his tongue into more than just Link's ear IYKWIM, plus he can transform into a badass sword.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Conversations That Ser... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh, Americans. You make me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Are Not Havi... · 1 reply · +33 points

It was kind of the ideal size. Big penises were seen as uncultured/animalistic/barbaric/vulgar. Small penises were a sign of cultural superiority and civilization.