In collectivist Ameria the ness changes you.
As a self-identified morally repugnant whore, I am deeply offended at being lumped in with the "political."
Wait, didn't Cervantes already write this book?
If Newt is going to reference Aristophanes he might as well just go ahead and wear the mask of Cleon. It would fitting.
The New Yorker is totes cool with anal action so long as it's non-consensual.
Golden parachute, golden parachute, I'd like to go there.
Billionaire food stamps...that is when we give billionaires tax credits for eating baby-liver foie gras, right?
Wait, is a "Texas Natural" the same thing as bare backing?
Well, I mean, if a woman can't prove that she's married then how can we be sure that she has a husband to tell her how to vote?