"Maybe it grates on him that in his time some of the stupider Americans have crowed about American exceptionalism a bit too much—and those crowing loudest understood it least."
The sot calling the Kettle black.
Fischer's been on this gay sex jag ever since Lindsey Graham rebuffed his advances.
Poor Michele ("Anchor's Away!") Malkin. Oberlin's Greatest Shame® must get the worst shock each morning the first time she looks in the mirror.
I cried because I had no shoes, and then I saw with a woman with too much stuff. And I laughed. At her. And it was good.
A porcine, myopic slob who has a problem with the ladies? What a surprise.
Can the Rhodes Trust demand that Miss Carlson return her Rhodes Scholarship?
Rick's Sex tip # 10: "As distinguished ladies like Miss Peggy Noonan have demonstrated throughout their careers, going down on a conservative hero (like me!) in print is a Jesus-approved form of non-procreational sex. Now, girls, don't forget to wear your 'WWPB' bracelets to school today, OK?"
The Ginger Man; or, The Herman Cain Mutiny
This gun-toting lady says, "See!
"I'm hot, but he never banged me!
"It's not about race
"If he cums on your face.
"Ain't no one more gentlemanly!"
When Jackboots Last in Door-yard Bloomberg'd: An Elegy
Thus spake our Führer, Herr Mike:
"Begins now my thousand-year Reich!
I bought a third term
Will make liberals burn.
So, shut up — and ride your damn bike!"