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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +8 points

I'll bet Todd and Sarah have a whole shelf-full of sex tapes -- of notable Alaska and Texas bigwigs in politics, law enforcement, and TV/radio. How else have they managed to keep their skeletons in the Palin closet?

Remember, one rumor in Alaska is that Todd has been involved in "procurement".

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +15 points

When one of the wiglets falls apart in the middle of the videotaping, and dangles down in plain sight on her right shoulder, it makes her look a little more demented than usual.
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It looks like a centipede just fell out of her hair. But she ignores it....the show must go on!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +7 points

Both she and her daughter Barstool tend toward that "Ohgawdohgawd" crosseyed tic every once in a while. Now I know why.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 3 replies · +13 points

It would be helpful if Americans also remember that fatal fetal anomalies sometimes cannot be diagnosed until after 20 weeks of gestation, and that it would be a mercy to the unborn child for the mother to undergo the abortion procedure. How about a little empathy for the anguished family, hey, America?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +5 points

The closest she comes to "her menstrual cycle" these days is reading about it in "Going Rogue" or remembering she didn't have one for her four children's gestations. She was 51 three days ago, after all.

Welcome to cron-e-ism, Sarah!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +4 points

Have you ever noticed in those "as seen on TV" ads where you can get for $19.99 a Gizmo + attachments -- but..today only, you can get a SECOND Gizmo + attachments FREE -- just pay shipping and handling?

The shipping and handling is $29.99? Whatabargain!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Dude Sudd... · 0 replies · +6 points

Considering what meth/Oxy/whatever + Red Bull have done to her body the past couple of years, if she goes into rehab any time soon I expect she'll come out looking like Goldie Hawn in the opening scenes of "Death Becomes Her": http://tinyurl.com/n68cl88

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Dude Sudd... · 0 replies · +7 points

...And just as quickly blame it on President Obama. Preferably via one of her rabid frothing appearances with Sean Hannity.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Dude Sudd... · 0 replies · +5 points

Proud and stubborn and bigoted... Think "Barry Goldwater". Or "Strom Thurmond".

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Dude Sudd... · 0 replies · +8 points

Oh gawd, they're already using typewriters! What next, Dr. Zaius?

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