Julnyes

Julnyes

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Reasons I Would Make A... · 0 replies · +4 points

So you are the kind of person who would actually ask someone what they saw in the wood shed?
the nerve!

8 years ago @ The Toast - Everything You Can Buy... · 1 reply · +11 points

yes it will kill a Venus Fly Trap if you feed it hamburger. Guess how I know

<<not so secret killer of venus fly traps>>

8 years ago @ The Toast - Everything You Can Buy... · 1 reply · +5 points

Triops are the best!! I killed mine accidentally when trying to change the water. I am still sad about it. Here are mine swimming around - https://flic.kr/p/61CAJy

I actually would like some more.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Regrettable Things Our... · 0 replies · +23 points

I would look at my kids and then with a puzzled voice say, "human I think. Well, we haven't tested them yet, but that is probably the case. Definitely, human or human adjacent I would say"

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Michelle Obama Were... · 0 replies · +3 points

If Michelle Obama were my girlfriend, I would be PRESIDENT!!

(cause you know Barack would not have made it there without her)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

Probably because real swans would kill you if you came anywhere near them.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Turns Out I Have No Id... · 0 replies · +31 points

There are a mix of emotions here. I am shocked and saddened by the pedestrian nature of being "broken on the wheel" in comparison to how I imagined it while also deeply horrified by said sadness. Do I wish people were put to death in an even more grotesque fashion? What does that say about me as a person?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +5 points

As someone who desperately wanted Xena with Ares, believe me the whole Xena / Gabrielle thing was not in the least subtle to me.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Moral Alignment Of... · 0 replies · +11 points

Jeeves might span a few categories. I think it is probably his fish fed brain.